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27,948 Poster of the Day
losing your kid doesn't mean you lost your sense of humour
gender neutral toilets
Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn ***”
me when i shave
Being a High School match teacher.
This is Poppy. She’s doing her best.13/10 hopes you’re proud of her
lol I was horrible helping in group projects
Lion king if made by Quentin Tarantino
At the time my girlfriend didn't know why i wanted my photo taken on this side of the bridge.
You wouldn’t understand my city
Dad is having leg weakness. Mom suggested sitting on a bin while shaving. Bin collapsed. Mom helped by running for the camera.
Husband, in a nutshell. He's super proud.
that's the guy, he's reading the title right now, get him
last night i had the strangest initial dream
Well, there's your problem...
Truly a man among men
Have you Heard the Good News?
No flight home, though
Ad victoriam! (Stolen Meme)
Evolution of man
Happy shark week
Camera man for the gold
Fun at party
Forget inches and measure by occupation or status!
Dog gets told to get off the couch
Requested a photo of James Earl Jones for my hotel room. 5 star customer service
Living in Portland some things no longer surprise me
Nothing’s worse than missing the snacks.
Don’t be that guy.
Every Time I try to talk to women
Best bubble bath
The fast and the camera man
They put Kevin Hart on the kids cam.
He got alcohol delivered to the store while waiting for his girlfriend
Lets make this the next Deadpool Movie poster
Don’t be an ***, Craig.
We should start doing this too
When it’s leg day & you can’t go to the gym ..
The young warrior
It's not pirates...
These millennial dogs are just spoiled these days.
Sooooo..... about that thundercats reboot.
He makes a good point.
My marriage in a nutshell.
The glory days of youth
How to pay a ticket
I’m in uh...a bit of a situation here pal
Took my girlfriend to a spa the other day
Into the fire
Lottery winner shows up in an emoji mask - it’s perfect
Let em’ hang low.
When You Have Security In ATM
My feed knows what's up
I wanna join
Why flirt when there’s life alert?
When you’re on Google Maps and think: “That son of a *** got me.”
Queen and Dog
That tricycle though
“Fill in the Marvel Hero”
That time a commenter got more upvotes than Bourdain himself
Piece of punny art by a friend of mine.
It's a ferret, if you're confused..
Now he gets it...
The real heroes of this sub
A Mother's Love
Doo doo reboots.
Apple's new Measure app is about to ruin some guys lives.
My wife got a new label printer