My cat looks like he's about to ask if he can buy me a drink

If you slur these notes together, you can save 2.4 seconds

Arghhh

Lions can jump 36 feet

Ummm... thanks Applebee’s?

The fall of mankind

I'm a disappointment.

They never learn

Ham on

ah ah ah ah

MOM

FeelsBadMan

Chilling time

losing your kid doesn't mean you lost your sense of humour

Ah choo

Dump Hunt.

Wholesome

gender neutral toilets

Paint-ception

Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn ***”

me when i shave

Being a High School match teacher.

This is Poppy. She’s doing her best.13/10 hopes you’re proud of her

lol I was horrible helping in group projects

Lion king if made by Quentin Tarantino

At the time my girlfriend didn't know why i wanted my photo taken on this side of the bridge.

You wouldn’t understand my city

fixed

hehe

Dad is having leg weakness. Mom suggested sitting on a bin while shaving. Bin collapsed. Mom helped by running for the camera.

Husband, in a nutshell. He's super proud.

Lul.

Impossible

that's the guy, he's reading the title right now, get him

last night i had the strangest initial dream

"lol"

Angery

WACK

Well, there's your problem...

Truly a man among men

Have you Heard the Good News?

No flight home, though

Reeee

yes

Ad victoriam! (Stolen Meme)

Evolution of man

Happy shark week

buff cat

~76~

Camera man for the gold

Fun at party

Forget inches and measure by occupation or status!

Dog gets told to get off the couch

Vegan face

Requested a photo of James Earl Jones for my hotel room. 5 star customer service

Living in Portland some things no longer surprise me

Nothing’s worse than missing the snacks.

Don’t be that guy.

Every Time I try to talk to women

Battle Cat

Best bubble bath

The fast and the camera man

They put Kevin Hart on the kids cam.

He got alcohol delivered to the store while waiting for his girlfriend

Flirt!

Lets make this the next Deadpool Movie poster

I’m Speechless

Don’t be an ***, Craig.

We should start doing this too

When it’s leg day & you can’t go to the gym ..

The young warrior

It's not pirates...

Damn summer

These millennial dogs are just spoiled these days.

Epic battle

Sooooo..... about that thundercats reboot.

He makes a good point.

My marriage in a nutshell.

The glory days of youth

How to pay a ticket

Telepathic Facebook

I’m in uh...a bit of a situation here pal

Goose photobomb

Took my girlfriend to a spa the other day

Into the fire

Lottery winner shows up in an emoji mask - it’s perfect

Let em’ hang low.

Damnit Bobby

Creepy

When You Have Security In ATM

My feed knows what's up

I wanna join

Why flirt when there’s life alert?

Free Clothes.

When you’re on Google Maps and think: “That son of a *** got me.”

Jawohl!

Queen and Dog

That tricycle though

“Fill in the Marvel Hero”

That time a commenter got more upvotes than Bourdain himself