I couldn't even persuade a guard to drop my bounty.

The way I treat other workers now.

Useless

Fortnite does wonders for my scalp

undoubtedly

When even the cows charge you

Isreal?

A peadophile strikes slowly

The main thing to reach!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

was it like 15 minutes?

Oh thank you, boarding pass

Written and Directed by Hideo Kojima

Kawaii 7

i owe you my life

Life in a nutshell

educational meme

My daughter was excited for her first computer homework, but then she had her first experience with Windows Update instead

Robocop

Edgy quotes 101

That look in his eyes

Never trust those finches

Sad

Nobel Prize Nominee

Read it backwards!!

Nerd

"I could easily kill u in 10 different moves!""yeah?I only got 1 move."

Been waiting for 70 years for this moment.

Well played, KCPD

I'd choose the one on the left

We’re getting a maccies

Oh no

Oh well.

Honestly, it's life advice

Nuke em

Life Of A Meme

With summer here, knowing is half the battle...

All part of their evil plan

Don't wear crocs in the sun

do you recycle?

This magic works charm

This is gold

Nice handshake

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

4 the lasses out there (or the lads who want to impress a lass)

Happy boi

They didn’t age so well

Someone had fun with their job.

Think about others!

Anon's granpda is dying

She don’t need no man.

IHOP vs IHOB

When you look inside your guitar to find your pick

Goonies never die, they become multiple comic book icons

Donut have your power go out

Police patrolling the rough streets

Chicken Tendies for the win

Truer words have never been spoken...

My dad was giving me a lesson as to why women live longer

Some guy hit my car while I was at the gym and he left a note... I'm so annoyed.

what kind of lifting force is that?

...what came out of that Singapore trip

Netflix looks different..

Mrs. Frizzle really messed this one up

Florida Man finally gets a win!

Now that is what I am talking about

She's a...

Shake the hand that shook the world

HELLO THERE

N Y E T

Natural Remedies

When you think you killed your meat, but then find the video you've been looking for 3 years

Football player flipping off the crowd after scoring a touchdown.

Comcast be like...

not everyone is a killer... i promise...

Oh, Missouri!

When work gets on your nerves

It was so hot in Indiana the other day, the squirrels just plopped down on our rails

Jfc god

They aged badly...

Amidst the IHOb controversy, it looks like we've missed something pretty important

Tough day at the office.

Hideo Kojima presents:

Lord of the Rings meets the modern world

Be prepared my bois (stolen Meme)

Engineer dating

*Patient slips Doctor a $20 bill*. “How about u knock me out again!”

Relatable

This toilet sign in a pub I went yesterday.

Home Depot: Fifty Shades of Orange

So you don't like Germans, eh?!

Wish

Relatable

Wholesome... ?

Yes, yes you are

let me think

Gender Neutered?

Current financial status

Who would've thought church would be savage?

Ahh yes just what i wanted to watch on my flight