My son is still getting used to the new puppy

A gift parents gave to their son’s teacher

goodbye

Where are they headed? Rio?

***, Just watch the film.

Found this in my front yard today

Be careful

How Samus’s gun works

No respect in this damn house

IT'S PEOPLE MEAT!

Making science sexy

You got my money ***?!

Because it's that or soul destroying loneliness.

Fly my pretties.

Kid's got priorities

Bears

Normal day vs. home alone

I don't know nothing about what he's saying.

cum works too

How to write good

Saw this at the Roost in Chicago

From the lesson

The only Confederate flag I care about

Life Of A Meme Extended

Probably

Fast food war

Official Symbol of The Speech Impediment Society

When you already are the center of attention but want even MORE attention..............

You never know

You were the chosen one

Cute spell

My brother is a pilot and spotted this during an in-air refuel

He gave his honest review.

Why am I not a banana

“Watching TV” bit

It must be done right

Real gamers

Waaa...

What are you staring at, pervert?

Another champion denies visit

Don’t drink and browse Amazon

I couldn't even persuade a guard to drop my bounty.

The way I treat other workers now.

Useless

Fortnite does wonders for my scalp

undoubtedly

When even the cows charge you

Isreal?

A peadophile strikes slowly

The main thing to reach!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

was it like 15 minutes?

Oh thank you, boarding pass

Written and Directed by Hideo Kojima

Kawaii 7

i owe you my life

Life in a nutshell

educational meme

My daughter was excited for her first computer homework, but then she had her first experience with Windows Update instead

Robocop

Edgy quotes 101

That look in his eyes

Never trust those finches

Sad

Nobel Prize Nominee

Read it backwards!!

Nerd

"I could easily kill u in 10 different moves!""yeah?I only got 1 move."

Been waiting for 70 years for this moment.

Well played, KCPD

I'd choose the one on the left

We’re getting a maccies

Oh no

Oh well.

Honestly, it's life advice

Nuke em

Life Of A Meme

With summer here, knowing is half the battle...

All part of their evil plan

Don't wear crocs in the sun

do you recycle?

This magic works charm

This is gold

Nice handshake

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

4 the lasses out there (or the lads who want to impress a lass)

Happy boi

They didn’t age so well

Someone had fun with their job.

Think about others!

Anon's granpda is dying

She don’t need no man.

IHOP vs IHOB

When you look inside your guitar to find your pick

Goonies never die, they become multiple comic book icons

Donut have your power go out

Police patrolling the rough streets

Chicken Tendies for the win

Truer words have never been spoken...

My dad was giving me a lesson as to why women live longer