Sign at a local music store

Small grandpa

Privacy.

I’ve had an idea for a while now to take out of context/unflattering bible verses and make a calendar that looks like other biblical calendars and posters. This is my first one.

Was thinking at my local dmv

This was written on a drill that was returned to Lowe’s.

That's OK I still want to hear the joke...

Please select your gender....

Gentle reminder that money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a lot

Thinking outside the box.

This guy is on to something

When you are doing something weird and your friend One-ups you

Let us not forget

Biscuit

Green Mario

Hes gonna need to buy some burn cream now

This is so sad, can we undo millions of years of geological shift?

SPººkie

I guess someone had to say it.

When mosquito season starts

So Versatile

Show Me a Sign

These ***s

I mean whatever works

Either there's a hot air balloon in the distance, or this hawk just had a great idea

Hey darling, which flavor do you wa...oh...

Found this a park bench near my house

When it's not in your job description

A Candle for Writer's Block

It’s all a big cover-up

My friend also gave cross stitching a try.

Can't spell "Assassin's Creed" without ASS

straightn't

A hall monitor

wait a second...

Netflix and chill.

Bought a car and this is the welcome message when you turn the key

Turtle Pose

What happened to me?

The worst teammate ever LOL

critical

Waluigi? ✔️ Jojos? ✔️ OC? ✔️Autism? ✔️

How to avoid an awkward question

Surprise me

SPEECH 100

Yeah, I’m going to need some clarification...

Good morning my neighbors

Grandfathers last words

When you don’t want to pay to get your bitey dog’s nails cut.

Grammar really does matter

You wouldn't

This was under my computer mouse at my job.

When your computer is freezing up and you're dragging a window around

Gets 'em every time

An eye.....and an eye

You Wanna know How i Got These Scars?

What they say they show vs what they actualy show

get stitches

On the wall in a bathroom at the bar I was at.

So misunderstood!

On the eve of Jurassic world 2 release.. let's not forget this hero!

Two Lynx realizing it is Wednesday

This Taco Truck

Canada’s ***ed Big Time

I hear they're very rambunctious this time of year.

Black hole has fangs

A true cosplayer

Who do Cosmo and Wanda think they are fooling?

DerAnGeD NeIGhiNg

Just a run down on the score for the HSC2018 for all your Fresh-browsing niBBas

Pray for South Carolina...

Hold up, waiiiiiit

Get in muh belly!

So my son had a root canal today.

Hotel A/C has seen some shit.

Saw this bumper sticker today.

Seen on an English professor's door

He was just trying to get some lunch

Problems of a second grader.

hsc2018

alfred probably sent him to get over his fear

It kinda works

Morgan Freeman has always been old

Says every stoner I know

Silver surfer

Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft! Prepare to die.

Kinda awww but I can’t stop laughing. I just got my first big boy job and for my moms birthday I’m getting her new glasses. We’re not a rich family and she’s been wearing these for 3 years.

Abraham Drinkin'

Oh Geez doc.....

Getting a checkup after the World Cup

Oh, because knocking is overrated.

Ahh screw it, we burned ‘em. That’ll be $3 bucks.

Go ahead, do it

My sister recently got in to cross stiching

This guy knows what’s up.

: /

D Day. It begins.

I don’t know what I expected

One of my local churchs has some harsh feelings about Noah's choices.

This is not loss.