Sorry daddy

Well... true I guess.

Married twice

oh my god.....

He's saving for that glorious moment!

The real finale . .

oh.....

Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain’t calling...

shook

Give your kids attention or they become degenerates.

Observation

all of us

We need this kind of police

oof, got ‘er

On Wednesday my doods

The one time I trolled my coworker’s desk flair

rocket

When a beautiful girl asks me for a seat

Good asparagus crop in Michigan this year!

Soul searching

Thanks Mac'Donalds

To whoever did this hats off!

David Attenborough

When she's almost there, but you don't know what you did to get her there.

Now now ladies...

There can only be one

DONT FEED THE BEARS!

funniest gif i've ever seen

When your mom calls you pretty.

It gets worse the longer you look at it

Farting Rainbows

Anon is a grung

blessed image of the day

FFS FLUFFY

Don't forget

hero

whoops

It’s a sad day in American.

Umm, well I think that doesn’t sound bad at all, does it?

My girlfriend made this for me.... it’s awesome....

Where do you like your meat? Found this in front of a taco place in Boston during pride week

inventor

Faded AF

Everything is bigger in Texas

Basketballs are flat

Perks of having a glass dinner table

Friend had ear surgery and decided to make the best of it.

Photo sequence of one time my husky had the zoomies

Now thats ***ed up

It’s just a phase.

Remembering my retail days.

No daughter of mine

This girl achieving maximum relief.

I miss old cartoons

Moths were once the dominant predators.

There's only one guy we can trust

When I’m home alone on Friday night...

I am suffering from uber addition ...

New weather issue to worry about?

Veterans know.

When Pinterest runs out of ideas.

Why windows really left us

Damint D:

They've grown so much these last 55 years

Derp, that’s my boy!

And here we see the rare Huskodile in it's natural habitat.

wait a second....

It's not that bad dude

It’s Friday, mother cluckers!

She wasn’t too happy with this picture.

You don’t mess with Chris, Chris

Be careful how you wear your sweatshirt

What noise??

You have to eat them outside

This Is Dumb and I Should Be Ashamed

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Origami porn

when u see it

Chewpasta

卐卐卐

documentary channels now

Chair.exe has stopped working

Wait.. why's she dressed like me?

Gotta outrun the English, ya know.

nathan

I’m converting to Scientology

Relatable

World Cup 2018 Table

the heck is going on

Happy Cloud

No smoking. No littering. No nazis. NYC subway.

oh..

aliens

I’d like some SMASHed potatoes

E....u

My husband’s fortune is surprisingly dark.

Keeping your cool..

The difference.

:) 

Don’t get the special sauce