Vegan poop..

This is the face I make when someone hands me a $100 bill for their $3.11 total...

Outside vs Inside

“Can I bum a smoke bro?”

Sequel of the Year

My 70 year old grandma got some new coasters.

time to invade

I believe in you, bottom of pan.

HHHHAAAAAAAA!! *cue creepy music*

Clergy In Space! Pew.. Pew...

If I could only reach down there

I SAID

Pardon me

This bad boy can fit so much crossover memes in it

When the time comes you need this

Wisdom from Tony

I like this version so much more.

Pen?

Punk rock kitty.

me_irl

There is no punchline, just 50 seconds of this

The only answer

Annoyed bird

is this real

Fine, I'll deal with Wendy's myself.

Normally i would never post something as that, but this, i think you will like this.

Was this their plan all along?

I am Grope.

When you've lost the wheel to live

Tough decision.

Wut du hek

Less Calories

Go on.. Give him the pencil

Arms.

Pretty generous of them to offer a free meal after my wife and g/f have trashed the place

Russia won?

Two types of futbol fans

oh boi

Work thoughts

good mind f$*&

How to eat a popsicle in a room full of men

It would be a shame if someone were to pickpocket them, and leave a grenade in their pocket.

I am at my best when the water is running.

The Reason Why You Must Not Postpone Travel Plans Till Retirement

On the lookout

A PSA from 50¢

Waffles also had an unfortunate run-in with a bee...

Does it mean Sweden wins in any way

This cat in google street view

Accurate survival guide.

No u

Chick Fil-A Mascot

CAT it is

Google Assistant apparently doesn't like being called other AI's names

My food prep is finally giving me that body I always wanted.

When you live with your parents vs. When you start living alone

2 versions of the same story, one fantasy and another derogatory!

The only Argentinian to lift a cup in the past 23 years

How do I join?

Childhood store is closing

Disappointing Grandpa

Looters.

Gamecube

Texas kinda rules sometimes huh

Trump is doomed

Summer in Arizona really makes you reflect on one's life choices.

Attaaaaaaack!

Howl you doin?

Joseph best Jojo

Oof

It all seemed very legit.

Spider-Man isn't playing any games.

That should be comfy

What u see vs what she sees...

WORKS EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor caterpillar!

who gives a flying f*ck!

This is a sign I can get behind

cursed

Ouch

My friend sent me this from Electric Forest 2018.

Funny sign I saw in Norway

I mean, ... true.

Quick, get some bone hurting juice.

True, but there's actually only 52 frames in it though.

heh

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

3 in 1

We have an office dog and he visited me today.

Itza woman

So. I just got back from Australia......

When your 80 year old grandma is sharing memes on Facebook

Disney princesses as cement mixers

OfferUp Asking Price: $80, Low Baller Offer: $15, The Screenshots: Priceless

Meteorologist knows wassup

I'll never look at them the same again.

Hands-free?

Rest your breast also works

Vintage Selfie!

True story! Stay fit you guys.!!