Good thing he didn't forget to cover his ear
This post will make you laugh
3rd day that I've been hiding and no one has noticed me yet.
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Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"
My bike is a L2GoFuckyourself
Cyanide & happiness meets South Park
Well that escalated quickly.
And I'm learning Thai...
halls gotta chill
cant seem to let it go
Every woman when she sees the size of my ... Stamp collection
lonely, hungry and sleepy
These Hoes aint loyal
Nope nope nope
If you need to do something stupid, at least make it look epic
How to leaf blower 101
...or you have drugs ;)
Trying to hide acne with make up
Hmm chemistry could be interesting this year
Stuck the landing!
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
Real reason behind Dutch liberalism
Yeah Tina, and there's no Tina month also
Ah, now we know...
When one door shuts, another one opens
I guess it depends on how brave you are
Not all things in Australia will try and kill you..
It's just not the same as it used to be...
running around my fat friends
95% of car thefts end in a chase...
Whenever you feel unimportant, remember that barbie has a sister
Manlyness at it's best
Finding the right roommate
That wasnt flying, that was a sick dunk
Art in Paris.. it's a christmas tree...
Thanks for the info
10/10 would Play!
Denmark's ban on bestiality
Shots fired. Rockets launched.
Rushing low-level dungeons
God damn Todd
u w0t m8?
Getting old but still looking young
Found Asian Brad Pitt while in Beijing
Brutal as toast
this poor, poor guy
CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.
Give it back !
Errybody love Kanye tho
Choke a bitch? Anyone?
You see krasnyy , In soviet Russia Pokemon chooses you !
Shit goes down in this bathroom
After not fapping for a couple of weeks..
when ur in a parent teacher conference
Monthy Python & Fallout
I think it means pounding.
lord of the many things
I am the snake in the boot
PornHub tells great stories
Well okay then
future president 2102
You see Ivan, when sex like me, you no more fear of have pregnant
mid or feed
He could have been the best trainee in the world
When will then be now?
Why does Walmart need greeters?
This needed a fixin'
How can you!?
It's all a matter of perspective.
Home Alone in real life
MRW I find something better after I cum.
As if it could get anymore uncomfortable
What does your cape do?
"Lebolas, what do your blood shot eyes see" "Bikes and watermelon"
Dildos cost less than you think
Nick Offerman without the Moustache.
Definition of Internet
The Number of User Ratings on This DBZ Game is Perfect
Even as a young boy Nicholas knew what he wanted to do with his life
Gotta kill Aerith fast