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Thanks man :(
In a parallel universe ...
What are you trying to say?
I've sketched the biggest lie of this century
Old-school trolling from 1930
When I ask my band teacher how long we need to practice...
Don't leave your phone at church....
Me on dates
Girls surely love it
I identify myself as trans-atlantic
Trolling before it was cool
What do you guys see?
Next on GoT
RIP Leonard Nimoy
get rekt faggot
Meanwhile in Australia..
Genghis never gave up.
couching level: Sultan
For them white and goldies like my self
the meanest bastard in the valley...
They had a duty
Genius...quite the asshole, but genius
so... back to blowjob again
historical turn as of known by year 4331
Bill Clinton & Jennifer Lawrence
You think this is a game?
Things that didn't happen or maybe did but nobody remembers.
when bae is home alone
The beauty of nature
Wish I had a clever title for this
People that post snapchat stories but never watch anyone elses.
Well now I'm a bit worried
Me first dollar
All mighty leader
That's kinda sad
The Achilles's heel
Because you're fat.
The importance of Scooby-Doo.
Set your priorities straight
True shit right here.
See ya grandma!
Game of Birthdays
He's not talking crap
They didn't buy me anything
soz lol maple syrup beavers
Damn you surveys!
Yes, yes you are.
i had some privilege in my eye, officer
Kohls does what?!
what if the aliens turn out to be dicks, did anyone consider that possibility
He does though
After online dating has failed.
When you win a fight try to play cool but still fuck it up
Saw Kanye West today. No one wanted to look at him
this dad is the best
Totally a Boss Battle
The $1 bill resembles a bunch of dudes circle jerking
Anti friend-zone technique unlocked
6.5 million groin punches per second
When you send the nudes and they just respond 'k'
Perfect response to cheesy pick up line
Worst fanny pack design ever.
Seriously this dog seems so awesome
masturbation better than obligation
Now I know the difference
His face says it all...
How do I join
"All the while Leonardo plotted his revenge..."
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googled "jaws of life" and found salvation instead
correlation =/= causation. apparently this guy says "fuck that"
When meeting an Olympian
My ice maker works. So I got that going for me...which is ice.
Energy bills are gonna come so low next month
Black people don't have a choice...
Breakdown of Men's Tape Measure Usage
4 Year Old Son, Proud Father!
When life gives you bananas...
Confederacy of Independent Systems
Asked a girl out. She said yes and asked what we were gonna do.