Why I CC'ed you in the email.

I need to find an excuse to use this insult

me me

Me irl

Huge drop incoming

Haloposting

Check hairlines

My brothers picked me up from the airport. It was a full plane.

pro life

Death

Wow so you really were putting yourself through college

Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets.

Thanks global warming

This actually happens quite often to me

You’re doing it wrong...

Immediately bought this as the anniversary card

Happy Birthday Farris, we love you really

More poshitposting

I am a proud user of incognito mode ;)

That's so sad

For when you feel lonely.

Hello youtube

The cereal that bites back

sowwy

Emma loves weed

wishes and disses...

I live in a small Kentucky town. This is painfully accurate

Some of you will understand this.

Back on the rack

Why yes, yes they do Walgreens.

When you can’t hide behind your computer

If you don’t have a permit you need to pack up your shit and leave my neighborhood

I'm old and I'm not happy!

Vacation Goals

kids

London summertime

When your 40 year old co-worker talks about technology from his childhood

“Tell me, why are you standing on a bucket?”

At least they were cool about it

So, looks like my neighbors planned a long weekend away

Memes have been saved in Europe!

This is the best thing since sliced bread

Yessssss..

Parents know

Is he making that face again

Saw this on the way back from the airport...

Lame template for shitty OC #6

It’s amazing what you can learn on the internet.

please continue

Your daily portion of the Simpsons propaganda

last thing

hah

These coasters have been at my work for over two months and I just realized the 'joke'

wtf billy?

F'n normies...

The truth hurts

Constipation demonstration

LimeWire

Ouch

May the odds ever be in your favor

How does she find the time?

Scriptures

we have reached peak

captain hugelol

This is why font selection is so important

Partner heat map

It's not too late to be saved

When the car you used to draw in kindergarten pulls up next to you....

Relatable

When you so pro that even shit the shape of yourself.

Im supposed to put a title?

Seagull was under the hat all along

The left leg of the blessed one

Wholesome socially awesome penguin

I was reading through reviews of a coffee brand that promises a heightened caffeine buzz and found this treasure

Jesus Stitch.

Hawaiian anti-theft device

World Cup in Russia

ohh

What the English really care about

Successful opening day of zucchini season

He's Just a big Baby ^^

Posted in my local Facebook seller group

No further questions!

OH GOD!

Come on what could turn wrong

F*cking Beach Episodes...

STOP WUT?

Words of wisdom

To the manager!

Best programmer.

How to be funny in a job interview..

Perception is everything

Almost sounds logical when you put it that way...

Spotify this week...

damage

It’s never finished

Unexpected Visitors

Best intro.

Your mom is a better weiner swallower!