Paralysed

It'll grow back...

I’m going broke

We just got a new dining room table. Those little broccoli hating ***ers.

thats a lot of power

I am speechless.

Bueller...Bueller

Congratulations to all of the teams from the American continent!

It’s all fun and games until you have to go

And the clowns

Silence Please

Don't let your dreams be dreams.....

Gonna take sometime to do the things we have

Cables..

Couldnt bring myself to tell her that's only 50%

A photographer took a picture of Vin Deisel before and after calling him beautiful.

I am Milk

This is a legitimate screenshot from my friend.

Years of bad luck.

Elon Musk departs to rescue soccer team trapped inside water flooded cave system

Take on me

A modern cruise liner in comparison to the Titanic

My friend worked very hard for this pic

girlfriend's desktop...dear jesus

This cat looks like old Mark Hamill

Wtf and how?

I need this for my office. Haha!

Make use of this suggestion guys!

Neymar joins the club

Only on Australian TV

My cucumbers are getting big! Fork for scale.

haha!

Relatable

This baby has over one million illegal aliens in it

Rekt'd

About time

pinko!

prob stone the gays to death there too

Asian Career Options

*wimper*

Canada wasted no time in marketing legal marijuana

quack

Anon has a nice mum

Not wholesome

Filter or no filter

My roommate got a food saver. I hate him.

Why Karen?

Everything's OK now

Let me smile for you

Revenge done right

I am a Circle!

I think it'll work eventually

My local septic service has a sense of humor...

without a gun

just a unicorn getting her salad tossed in public

Thought this sink looked familiar

@Nikio

Good boys deserve a second chance.

yeet

how is this meme alive

Just trying to eat their leftovers...

Dora The Explorer sounds interesting based on the description on this Malaysian newspaper.

yeet

Someone vandalized this movie poster at my theatre

Goddammit. Not again.

special bar full

oh yum

Anon finds yet another loophole

zucc

Anon sees the battle of the century

When you and your drinks share an Netflix account

This particle accelerator gives me a hadron

That damned cat

Found his true calling

A little misunderstanding

The trip all flat earthers deserve!

A random stranger came up to my girlfriend and I to show us the photo she took of us.

The greatest info I have ever received from my local news station.

That's a huge Prius

Hey, I'm Thor and you are watching Disney Channel

please don't shoot the sun

Beehive

Crazy trip

Why I CC'ed you in the email.

I need to find an excuse to use this insult

me me

Me irl

Huge drop incoming

Haloposting

Check hairlines

My brothers picked me up from the airport. It was a full plane.

pro life

Death

Wow so you really were putting yourself through college

Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets.

Thanks global warming

This actually happens quite often to me

You’re doing it wrong...

Immediately bought this as the anniversary card

Happy Birthday Farris, we love you really