Metallica on shopping tour

Those other 99.9% don’t feel so good

How to win business

I was typing on my phone while the teatcher was explaining how to write in screenplay format

Welp...I guess we found him.

Thanks to immigration

Liquids take shape of their containers

Not just curiosity

So this is why my dog barks at night!

Triggered

“You can only enter this website if you’re 18 or older!”

Relatable

Frosty

Crashing next to these two signs...

This man is dating a gremlin

There is no point of that. I just wanted to share.

Nervous first day on the job

When you basically did nothing your entire life

When your names say it all

Almost similar

30 speed

Napoleon played the long game

When your clickbait gets wrecked

The real World Cup winner

A story of molten love

What an exciting match!

[X] I disbelieve you

Just set it to zero

The best friendships

Wimbledon Assemble

Task executed

I found this man at a beer fest with this cool shirt

Is your throat ready?

i’m a balloon cop

Someone needs to explain

You don't need a gaming PC

Your father's middle name must be with 5 characters

The most helpful review for a black out shade at Wal-Mart

That‘s one way of earning respect

Mid-air refueling

relatable

wholesome?

Bought a gag swimsuit to get a laugh from my husband while in Aruba. Turns out it’s the only one that fits. Guess this is my life now.

Such a bad boy

And we have a lift off!

The world was never the same again

Listen to Trajan

Croatia

i CAN'T SAY THAT I CAN RELATE.

Fleshlight promised me DISCREET packaging...

not wholesome

bamboozled again

Fonts do matter

new review

Wholesome

A picture of my friends and I as the table broke mid picture.

100% off

A Canadian's missing cat poster

Good for yoooooooou!!!!

The cat makes this picture great

Times are getting real tough

Harley Davidson

Hope it fits here.

Ain’t that the truth!

This is a perfect representation of only hearing one side of the story, when it could be a completely different view from the other side lol

I have no idea how that happened

Cant let your lady get the wrong idea.

Quit your shit Sharon...

Technically, that is true.

They are evolving

Not sure where this is from, but i love it.

I wouldn't recommend this game

When you try to unlock "suit only" achievement

Handed my teenage son a caulk gun and told him to put caulk all over the plywood. I think he misheard me

It’s so true it hurts. 215!

FOR ROME!!!!

Im not going to lie, i chuckled a little bit from this.

This is getting interesting

Banboozled by your own blood

Look at this photograph.

... and that is how vegans are born:

Not a BEARY appropriate answer.

I put googly eyes on my pooper scooper so I can chase the dogs around the yard with it saying "give me your poopy!!!!"

Nice save..

Emotional support animal

My watch reflects my personality

That window's an ***

Went upstairs to get water and...

Do lions eat monkeys?

Today my husband gets to be reminded of what he married a year ago...

Mark Ruffalo visits children's hospital in his Hulk costume.

free format

Don’t drink and drive folks

*slides another 5$*

World Cup final prediction

No one does smart comedy like Monty Python.

While flying on a plane...

Bullet Bill - the car

My 13 yo daughter left me a death threat on a Saturday morning.

Japanese tourists next to me in a noodle kitchen in Saigon. The waiter just brought a plate of lettuce.