"You ***ing saw him touch the plate! What is WRONG with you?!"

Saw this on twitter.

Absolute shit

When puberty hits you like a truck...

Have you considered naming the fish “Dog?”

The nuns are horrified!

Aw man! I’m so lonely!

Roommate pointed out my gf’s knee tape make it look like she’s got a giant dong

But, but minnie...

Instant fiddle expert

Picasso was a whacky guy

Types of Sex

You’re hired!!!!

Like tryna flush a cotton baseball.. damn...

My three favorite deals so far for Amazon Prime

HOW THE UNICORN WAS CREATED

radical

m̛̈́̌aͭ̾͆̐̍̏́k̷̎͋ͫ̒́̊e̊҉ ̈̔͐it͒̀̃ͣ̀ ͮ̄̌͌̔s̷ͬt͛ͨͩ͐̔ͮ̄op

Baby Furgus.

*Reaching out with shaking hand and watery eyes* I miss him so much

Me trying to understand Jojoposting.

I mean he's got a point

heh

underappreciated

What a guy

Who indeed

Wholesome ✔

:notlikethis:

Just saw this

I'll take that, thanks kid.

getting hit by a nice refreshing meme in the middle of a drought

Someone doesn’t give a sh*t.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sorry if I missed someones post

If our WiFi just flickers my kids freak out lol

Mother Nature did this

Yes. I’m 37 and sometimes I get bored and try to amuse myself.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chocolate bar found in Montréal gas station.

as if I had one heh

Oh Suzy

Son

All that's missing is that he unzips his pants

SASAGEYO!

Well... true

Sweden keeping Russian submarines at bay

It works

Donut Fact #18

Keep our children safe

My aunt lives on a golf course. Someone took this picture of her dog and sent it to her, thought I should post it too.

Drop the beat

haha yes

Bobby the Cloud

The unreliable eye

Traveling in Tanzania, they have a unique definition of Classic Pizza

If Disney buys Fox.

Statement.

Porcupineapple

I did a face swap with a head-shaped table ornament.

The greatest threat to humanity

ĎØÑŤŅŢ BŔÅĘĶ ŤHƏ ŚPËĒĐŚ

Happened too many times

who IS this guy???

Initializing liquidation

My school has high standards for us

:thinking:

already got my tickets

Woooo Woooo

Dabb that water away

Good bye

Radiating!

Not even rain can stop Steve Martin’s dryness

Kids nowadays I swear

This cat is so adorable!!

Bindi Irwin finds an interesting lawn care product.

Warning waste management, wife nailed it.

100%

Well, my wife brought to life an elvish child.

Very classy

I see what you did there, Netflix

My parents forgot to mention that i was part of the Medellin Cartel in 84'.

vengeance

“Guess who’s moving”

Official Sweat Cleaner at a body building competition.

he always looking on point.

404 Apartment Not Found.

My local jeweler has some sound advice in the Men's bathroom

"Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh"

Deciding to be better

Participation Award

English hooligans in other countries vs English hooligans in Russia

My green pants looking they just smoked some green

I lost my job. You guys mind if I crash here?

Dammit wikihow

Just a hunch

Andy I think I have a crush on my teacher

Worst. Watermelon vendor. Ever.

When its too hot in shaolin

leopard-moose-camel< horned horse

The earth is flat