A Good Night’s Rest

So... you were saying something about switching to a cheaper brand of cat food?

Don't have an emergency.

:notlikethis:

"Lavabit in pace."

Patrick the Star Goals

Oh no not again

Uncovered footage of Lord_ during his previous visit to McDonald's

it figured out the pawsword

Probably high odds of this happening

And this is how you get your car, carpet-bombed with birdshit

Imaginations vs Reality

It’s amazing how accurate they were about gaming in the future

The Joker’s true origin

The likeness is uncanny

Don’t Make Me Make Him Turn This Car Around

This office chair

No Timmy, bad Timmy

100 years of bean

A prank I can get behind

This bad boy can fit so fuᶜᵏing many Immeasurable disappointments and ruined days.

Wah

Ofputin

@Taine stop sending me pics like this

Doggy Is Just Protecting His Family From Harm.

Has this become a thing yet?

The local Walmart gets me.

Best vet signs ever

Let them smash

I call dibs

Soylent Green?

My German Shepherd dog is afraid of thunder and lightning.

Well I’ll be damned...

Dude, we need to talk.

When you need more experience to get a job, but you need job for experience

That worked for a moment.

Passed by this tree, had to stop to get a photo

"You ***ing saw him touch the plate! What is WRONG with you?!"

Saw this on twitter.

Absolute shit

When puberty hits you like a truck...

Have you considered naming the fish “Dog?”

The nuns are horrified!

Aw man! I’m so lonely!

Roommate pointed out my gf’s knee tape make it look like she’s got a giant dong

But, but minnie...

Instant fiddle expert

Picasso was a whacky guy

Types of Sex

You’re hired!!!!

Like tryna flush a cotton baseball.. damn...

My three favorite deals so far for Amazon Prime

HOW THE UNICORN WAS CREATED

radical

m̛̈́̌aͭ̾͆̐̍̏́k̷̎͋ͫ̒́̊e̊҉ ̈̔͐it͒̀̃ͣ̀ ͮ̄̌͌̔s̷ͬt͛ͨͩ͐̔ͮ̄op

Baby Furgus.

*Reaching out with shaking hand and watery eyes* I miss him so much

Me trying to understand Jojoposting.

I mean he's got a point

heh

underappreciated

What a guy

Who indeed

Wholesome ✔

:notlikethis:

Just saw this

I'll take that, thanks kid.

getting hit by a nice refreshing meme in the middle of a drought

Someone doesn’t give a sh*t.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sorry if I missed someones post

If our WiFi just flickers my kids freak out lol

Mother Nature did this

Yes. I’m 37 and sometimes I get bored and try to amuse myself.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Chocolate bar found in Montréal gas station.

as if I had one heh

Oh Suzy

Son

All that's missing is that he unzips his pants

SASAGEYO!

Well... true

Sweden keeping Russian submarines at bay

It works

Donut Fact #18

Keep our children safe

My aunt lives on a golf course. Someone took this picture of her dog and sent it to her, thought I should post it too.

Drop the beat

haha yes

Bobby the Cloud

The unreliable eye

Traveling in Tanzania, they have a unique definition of Classic Pizza

If Disney buys Fox.

Statement.

Porcupineapple

I did a face swap with a head-shaped table ornament.

The greatest threat to humanity

ĎØÑŤŅŢ BŔÅĘĶ ŤHƏ ŚPËĒĐŚ

Happened too many times

who IS this guy???