This is how heart attacks happen.
*pours my 6th drink*
Anon's first day at his new job
Then stop when you hear a “thunk”.
Big Oof
This taxi driver looks kinda familiar..
Not super loud
My husband is real mature. Couldn't leave the Crayola Experience without naming his own color. Payton is my moms dog that will hump literally anything.
so professional
Feelsbadman
Every day problem
Kickin' it old skool
Excuse me?
generation
I am done!
hey you looked at me funny
Whoever wrote this in the pub is a legend.
Eat the kids first. Old but still gold
mama mia
Well... Technically he's correct
Anon likes bananas
**slaps velvet blanket**
We gotta do something about the metal seat belt clips too...
Great advertisement
Summertime humor
Stupid sexy Vader
My grandma likes this picture of my brother and me on her fridge, but isn't particularly fond of my ex
Worst photographer in the world.
Best hotel ever
Got a great deal on a wormhole on Amazon Prime.
BUY IT, BUY IT NOW
You know you can all hear it in your head
My friend bought this painting at a thrift store.
Double Oof
Touché, bottle
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Your mother and I have been meaning to tell you this for a while... You're not a Penguin."
Anon is a porn actor
Finding Aquaman Poster
Simpsons in 4K
A Good Night’s Rest
So... you were saying something about switching to a cheaper brand of cat food?
Don't have an emergency.
:notlikethis:
"Lavabit in pace."
Patrick the Star Goals
Oh no not again
Uncovered footage of Lord_ during his previous visit to McDonald's
it figured out the pawsword
Probably high odds of this happening
And this is how you get your car, carpet-bombed with birdshit
Imaginations vs Reality
It’s amazing how accurate they were about gaming in the future
The Joker’s true origin
The likeness is uncanny
Don’t Make Me Make Him Turn This Car Around
This office chair
No Timmy, bad Timmy
100 years of bean
A prank I can get behind
This bad boy can fit so fuᶜᵏing many Immeasurable disappointments and ruined days.
Wah
Ofputin
@Taine stop sending me pics like this
Doggy Is Just Protecting His Family From Harm.
Has this become a thing yet?
The local Walmart gets me.
Best vet signs ever
Let them smash
I call dibs
Soylent Green?
My German Shepherd dog is afraid of thunder and lightning.
Well I’ll be damned...
Dude, we need to talk.
When you need more experience to get a job, but you need job for experience
That worked for a moment.
Passed by this tree, had to stop to get a photo
"You ***ing saw him touch the plate! What is WRONG with you?!"
Saw this on twitter.
Absolute shit
When puberty hits you like a truck...
Have you considered naming the fish “Dog?”
The nuns are horrified!
Aw man! I’m so lonely!
Roommate pointed out my gf’s knee tape make it look like she’s got a giant dong
But, but minnie...
Instant fiddle expert
Picasso was a whacky guy
Types of Sex
You’re hired!!!!
Like tryna flush a cotton baseball.. damn...
My three favorite deals so far for Amazon Prime
HOW THE UNICORN WAS CREATED
radical
m̛̈́̌aͭ̾͆̐̍̏́k̷̎͋ͫ̒́̊e̊҉ ̈̔͐it͒̀̃ͣ̀ ͮ̄̌͌̔s̷ͬt͛ͨͩ͐̔ͮ̄op
Baby Furgus.
*Reaching out with shaking hand and watery eyes* I miss him so much
Me trying to understand Jojoposting.
I mean he's got a point
heh