You are not a useless person

It took me a while to realize what i was spposed to do for some reason.

Mom pls ;_;

Sad.

Oh shoot

The History Channel just got a lot cuter

Cat wants another whiskey glass

Give me the rhythm

Crikey

Oh boy he's in for a ride

Lego-ohno

While trying on a pair of wrap pants that I'm halfway through making, I noticed...a flower...on my vagina. Pattern placement problems are real.

51 upvotes is maybe a bit unrealistic

　

Whoever designed this slide was either fired or promoted.

Immortal snail found in tungsten sphere

Noooooo

Doggo finds the truth

Woah

Yes

Don’t ever mess with a Lunchable

Had a fun night

when you see the invisible

Saw this and laughed, hope you do too

Who wants to play?

When I open up to someone

Ow oof, what the hell is wrong with you!?

TIMAAY!

:notlikethis:

Noice

The UPS handbook.

Litterally me

Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.

Texas?

Y'all stressin for nothin

This puppy looks high AF

Meth ruins lives

Took years of dedication

When you give up Smurf Hunting

Ahh yes, the ol robots and demons hookup app.

Anything for my Bae

New format meets old format with a sprinkle of wholesome

2048 is gunna be dope

Tinder Hacks 101

Its too hot outside !

Why Millennials are returning to the church

When upvoting a post from 666 to 667

Hit a milestone today

In light of all the “I wondered how my cat would react to our new puppy” mushy adorable posts, I’d like to share our cats reaction to our new puppy.

Just a man walking his tortoise.

You can count on it

That...escalated.

1. Yes, they did pack light sabers instead of dry clothes. 2. Yes, they did swim all the way out to the platform with light sabers. 3. No, no one else brought light sabers.

"Move along...this does not concern you."

Where were you?

I want to see your manager

Isn’t it supposed to rain?

The scorching heat got me like this

Something smells like fish?

Ever thought of it?

Was going through GFs childhood and found this gem in one of the books

that's what I call strategy

Who else is excited for Sharkboy and Lava Girl 2!?

Seriously though why would anyone want to wear what the first dude is wearing??

Machu Pikachu

Swastikas

Damn Millenials

My friend's fortune.

I wish I was born in an In&Out

Is this journalism?

Watch out bad people! Disney's coming to get you!

Lost Doug

My little sister's farewell message in her school's yearbook

ow!

Burned 6 million calories in 4 years

Umm... Can I sit somewhere else?

Ben is a great friend.

Grandpa level expert

Not wholesome

*KGB intensifies*

Still growing those legs...

Boss asked if we could 3D print a new stand for his microphone. Engineers complied accordingly

True

RAMPAGE TIME

Quailman spotted in nyc!

Yesterday’s Louisville weather forecast: 100% chance of avocado

I must save them

Simply walks

sukses

Big oil

A friend of mine has received this note from the guy next door...

It was true I did buy. And it was good.

The perfect middle

Little tiny dumparino

When you park like an ***

Shadman is the hero of our generation

Pity him his torment

Maybe there’s a reason for those numbers?

What's even the purpose of this stock image

Chris Evans looking the Olsen twins