But I said choo choo!

So i was watching futurama last night and i saw this.

I hope it's a boy

Couple of nudists ... I’m sure they were stoned.

Rollercoaster Tycoon was a great game, now I'm sad.

This indy coffee house sign

The most pumped up mannequin

New Jerseyans fighting to get to New York

Ffs Han

Someone needs to find a new pooping spot.

Sorry, son.

comics in the 90's people

Not sure if translation fail or most accurate sign ever

If Snoop Dogg was an acorn

Alone with the wedding photo booth

When u own a dog

So glad I bought enough mats for everyone.

Tartar sauce.

Relatable

Yeah, my window is bullet-pr...

RCMP Officer at a rave

;_;

So I was shopping around for tents when I came across this review...

This made me laugh, I hope you do too

Why you are doing that my friend

Too surreal??

I just found a huge rare bat on the floor!

Next Monday!

Real life sid

And the award for smallest penis goes to...

The power of the dogs

Today is the first day I’ve finally understood “If I fits, I sits”

When you are one rotation away From solving the Rubik’s Cube

Local bakery educating the masses

Nooooo, it's too soon

Drink up homies!

Following instructions from your dad lol

To die is another day.

As productive as you could be!

Quick visit to the doctor’s office

Singer Jewel roasting Rob Lowe

All white hobbi... peoples look the same.

John cleese is stil awsome

This is so sad

You are a cutie pie

Wholesome

Gamer Badassery

Dr Fisher

Aaaaaaaaa...

Y̶ ̶E̶ ̶S̶ wait ⁿ̶ᵒ̶ Y ₑ ₛ

:notlikethis:

Well..at least he did something

Shut them off with one comment!

The PopTarts box went really dark...

heh

The importance of high quality

Now this is something more my style.

Our generation is something special

Netflix knows what I want

BREAKING NEWS: Police arrest 4 suspects on the run from a high security prison since 1972.

Man-taur. Half man, half another man

I found Wanda and Cosmo hiding at Walmart

No fires

You are not a useless person

It took me a while to realize what i was spposed to do for some reason.

Mom pls ;_;

Sad.

Oh shoot

The History Channel just got a lot cuter

Cat wants another whiskey glass

Give me the rhythm

Crikey

Oh boy he's in for a ride

Lego-ohno

While trying on a pair of wrap pants that I'm halfway through making, I noticed...a flower...on my vagina. Pattern placement problems are real.

51 upvotes is maybe a bit unrealistic

　

Whoever designed this slide was either fired or promoted.

Immortal snail found in tungsten sphere

Noooooo

Doggo finds the truth

Woah

Yes

Don’t ever mess with a Lunchable

Had a fun night

when you see the invisible

Saw this and laughed, hope you do too

Who wants to play?

When I open up to someone

Ow oof, what the hell is wrong with you!?

TIMAAY!

:notlikethis:

Noice

The UPS handbook.

Litterally me

Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.

Texas?

Y'all stressin for nothin

This puppy looks high AF

Meth ruins lives