The perfect headline

Hidden message?

Always knew it!

Fascination Level: Jeff Goldblum.

Ancient selfie

Scram

All conversations with me...

Gottem

Mom's are getting greater by the day

Hunting season

This is what people were talking about, right?

Very easy

How to kill your kid without really trying.

Sike?

Join me with the laugh

This sign in the engineering lounge at my college

what the *** Chris?

Hue

Darth shows off his acting skills

How to win-win.

What to do when your girlfriend is on Skype

Chill

Jail is a jail

That’s one way to do it I guess...

Grandpa 'was' savage

The most dad thing my dad has ever done.

This is how you earn business.

Historic landmark

This guy came into my buddy's work yesterday. Approved!

Fun awaits

woof

Excuse me ma’am, but I can see your....... Oh, never mind...

My wife left for art class so I decided to help her finish her drawing

Well atleast he isnt a liar

Knew I forgot something...

After 2hrs of watching the supermoon

Every time at work.

That smile.....

Salad, nature's comedian

My dad just sent me this...

Hey, it's the female version of James Franco

Don’t listen to the cat

And they say wind turbines are bad for local wildlife

Gottem

Motivational Memo

Killer Whales

Moon eclipse reveals the truth

Clippy! Is that you, old friend?

Pure wisdom

Oh my sweet summer child

edgy

Religion the right way

*shoots arrow*

My dad just sent me this image he took while in China

Please don't try it

Summer life.

Damn commies are everywhere

I'm helping

Bullshit!

Psychopath

Jimmy need's a McSpanky for endangering the restaurant.

Anyone else do this

The real reason dinosaurs are extinct

Those tricky sly ***s

Took a fantastic photo of the blood moon tonight.

Old skool

Now that i think About it yes, i might be a racoon.....

Just letting y’all know

Will do sir. Will do

Take me already!

*Looking around for employees*

Burning calories

My life will never be as interesting as this guy thinks his is

Find a cure!

True! My Rosie is my best friend!

I bought a roll of these. Day 1 of 500.

Take me home

Ask your dad

Party crasher

Savage mode activated.

I’m sorry Jim...

Thare you go

Job is vacation

My husband bought me a mannequin to sell clothes on Poshmark and our kids are terrified of it and insist we cover it with a blanket because its less scarier....i have to disagree

I don't know who to trust anymore.

Who said I want to live?

Barbara you suck at your job

Quality of chocolate

I remember when I was your age

When you're walking in the park and an animal has a side quest for you

I wear this when I'm feeling cheeky

People: What's it like working as a mechanic? Me:

the man in red is using 'The Force' to stop the bat.

Busy cat..

Never forget

This kids menu at the hotel I’m staying at

I threw a tennis ball, he brought back a crab apple. Close enough, I guess.

I’m tyred

Respek

cursed