Slogan of the day goes to

Please give a round of applause for this fine gentleman

These quarks

So what’s your job

Not mine, true nonetheless.

Don't we all have such friends :)

Hanger Steve is a ***.

Traps are just the result of inept artists

Robin Lowes

PASS THE SNACKS BACK!

How math is actually used in the real world.

You could say they're interesting

The side effect of SOCIAL media

First hand job experiences

Gills would be nice too

Wishing them well..

Girls I like vs Girls that like me

You're ruining my life, MOOOOM

I received a birthday card. Thanks 'grampa'

This Happens all the time.

Number 1.

“Don’t.... move...”

Won a bet against my boss nearly a year ago. Came into work to see that he finally paid me...in pennies.

Found this and had to throw it over here

For those who haven't left the friendzone

Is it just me, or does the IRS building sign look like a giant Cards Against Humanity card?

Moment of silence pls

Even wittier title

When your nose looks like a Ninja Turtle

6 in 1 body wash

One way to keep those pesky Jehovahs Witnesses away

Damned Millenials

Vincent Vans Gough

It's sure isn't a poppy, butt...

Ain't nobody saying bless you 3 times

Hillarious

Who broke my windshield ?

Sweet revenge!

Jesus saves.

Guns n’ Roses have mellowed our in their old age

You will never be this russian

That’s one way to do it

Institutionalized

“Sausage mask”...

This section is religious as f*#k

You can never escape the meme life

Computors would never be the same

Discreet packaging my ass.

The Bose Quietcomfart #2

An interesting fossil

Saw this on the road around where I live

just hold it

I’m sold

i miss this show #germanhumour

The Barney reboot may be a little too realistic...

I'm a bee

When "banana for scale" goes wrong. These grew in my uncle's backyard.

Customer service job interview

These challenges are getting out of control.

A Jazzy Terrorist

Girls Want Dad Bods

My friends' kid asked for a 3DS for his birthday.

30 years of marriage and Mom still leaves Dad love notes

Hit an important milestone last night.

Wholesome :)

He also responds to "the ogre", "that thing", and "xXx_The69BLAZE420Master_xXx"

This photo of this young-adult cow

Toilet philosophy at its finest

This tree looks incredibly angry

Learnt this today. Thought I'd pass it on.

Your dog when someone rings the doorbell

Chance of sex: unchanged

Very logical choice

A friend sent me this photo of him

Undeadsanta21

Men are so innocent sometime.....

Saw this at a coworker's house after work today

Worst conversation ever

I love German.

tfw bonefire

ha ha

And spiderman was never the same to me again

This absolutely brilliant company

❑︎⬥︎♏︎◆︎♐︎■︎♏︎⬥︎❒︎◆︎♍︎■︎♎︎⬧︎♍︎■︎

Cheep Cheep

This billboard I found in NYC

My girlfriend had questions when she saw my receipt for Hotel Transylvania 3.

Why did you become a pilot?

This rain is unreal

Before you call the cops on someone, remember what you learned in kindegarten

My snack pack Privilege

So simple.

Vegan Cheat Year

Pathetic!

Four Years of Christmas Family Photos

Bought my dog a new chew toy, keeps everybody out of my yard

years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

May we all achieve sick gains from his sacrifice.

Math checks out

Velvet is the new meme format