*Plays minor chord*

Give me a hug

My parents left this photo album empty for too long, so I decided to fill it

S O U P T I M E

Pleasant Title

Hoyah vs. *Cough*

total flork

real life shitpostbot

Brave jet so controversial

Otters are some sort of seal cat

Italy Joining the Axis Powers

Time for a new design team

Don’t sit

Just reminiscing on old comedies

Watch and learn my boys

Haha too true

Grandad passed away, going through his attic we found this letter.

Well, it fits the cat.

Love you guys

I hope you're cozy in there you piece of shit

>Teen Titans go to the Movies

Expectation / Reality

So is a rubber gasket on a aircraft carrier considered a Navy seal?

“Hello sir we would just like to inform you on a recent opening”

When you keep creating new profiles to get the trial version

We’ve all seen those desks

Think Michele, think.

Oh darn it

Fair point, teach.

They have IT

BINGO

Oh my Lord

hard seven

skynet

Double D

poor rock

I mean...he is a bear and all right?

myth

My GF was born without a nail on a finger. So due to popular demand, we put google eyes on it!

That's a lot of damage

noice

Best Known for Being

When you and your bestfriend do stupid stuff together...

You're desthpicable

ha ha

Outstanding Farmer

It just makes me laugh.

Maybe we should start swapping more than faces

You call her Stephanie, I call her ?

And they used to say that water is effective against rock

Maybe a repost? But definitely funny.

For folks out there trying to save a little time.

My grocery store has a parking spot for fat people that like to grill.

Anymore

The butter’s penthouse.

C'mon, I said a nice smile.

Crazy...

I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought.

This will make your day

The name's Bond

Successfully installed new microchip catflap. Now I have a couple of ladies in a fowl mood because they can't come in.

Savage Dr Phil

Magic Johnson

When you replace “wand” with “penis” in Harry Potter

White man accused .....

Wolf and sheep

Saw a brethren today

Pixar and feelings

My husband took our cat to the vet today...

The Worf of Wallstreet

Pro tip: Don't use operating systems as ice breakers

Have a Snickers!

Dark humour.

I can shlip in

I mean, if we're being honest here

My thoughts dwell on thots

When your cat is a chicken leg

And they said romance was dead

Most amazing thing i have ever seen

Annie! You ok?!

How I imagine black people using hiddenlol

Everything I’ve been told is wrong.

No one understands..

Girls: I have nothing to wear

Alright calm down dylan

This still makes me laugh my ass off

When you're at a Satanic ritual and realise you're late for work

Let's play king of the hill!

Wolverine knows

So my friends and I cosplayed yesterday

Me after cleaning the shit stains with my piss off the toilet at work

That's How A Excavator Takes Bath

Wanted: Orange Cat

Who else have friends like these.

I’m going to hell for laughing

Top 1% of richest venezuelians control 99% of potassium

What real fear is

This is why Will Smith gets paid 20 million per film.

Stamp Twain makes a genuine point

I'll tell you what..