I am the guy she tells you not to worry about.
98,216 Pepe Collector
Single Black Female Seeks Male Companionship
That smug feel you get everytime.
Same individual, different lives
Kids eat free
My friend’s dog looks like someone greased her binoculars
Oh wa ah ah ah
*Is unable to make Naruto reference in title*
This poster in Korea.
Bad day for a riot
Bacon public service announcement
I can't hear you !
Honestly, haven't we all been this hungry at least one time?
Couldn’t find my iPad anywhere
Saw a woman in New York wearing this today, had to find it online.
Damn with this firepower Thanos will never stand a chance
Egg containers my wife got from a coworker.
Still a good boy
Well when you put it that way...
Who said natural selection no longer applies!
I guess not...
Star Wars cosplay
Realest sticker I've seen
they Need a Jones
Look dad, we made a guitar!
Some things are just impossible
I wouldn't even give a sh!t for that price
Mr.Bean mining coal in Ukraine.
When you're too busy jamming to answer the door for the cable guy we leave these sorts of notes on your account.
Haha I'm down for this
He had trauma
My apple broke the apple cutter and now I have a weapon.
Witness the creation
Water main broke during construction. Man runs onto porch and yells "I was in the f*^king shower," then proceeds to complete his shower. Damn I love my neighborhood.
Funny because it’s relatable
haha yes this is me
Justine Bieber Evolution.
I can get dah pussy now
When you eat LSD and figure out the secret of existence and have to write it down so you don’t forget it later
Haha it looks like an ass haha
Got em good
An absolute unit.
Come at me bro. Preferably with some carrots or grass.
Ordering one now
I Teach Science
Best High Score
only asians will get this one
This is war
What is my purpose? See Serial #.
Grapefruit technique intensifies
Scan for women: 3 possible matches
We've come a long way
The philosophy of seagulls
Opportunity well taken
Just say maybe
When to come to Pisa in Italy, don't forget to take a proper photo
My brother needed a place to stay for the night so I built him a home
It wasn’t me
Patrick at his best.
Bakery was closed this morning
She got schooled alright
Entertaining an orangutan
I care enough to try
Man, I thought we were at least a couple years off from a Mad Max wasteland society. But, I guess $4.00 a gallon can do that
People would still buy.
Video i meant to post
Seize the means of reproduction
First the dragonballs then the world
La Croix: Fruit farts in a can
This sticker on a minivan. Much more great.
Birthday present from my 9 year old
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, llama lama pig bang
Just calling it how we see it.
When the water shuts off mid shower and you’re already 20 min late for work.
I've tried to film it, but it's just a black blur.
My Favorite Meme of All Time
This guy wasn’t letting a delayed flight ruin his day.... Hooked up a PlayStation to airport monitors!