English Mf'er

Added a shortcut to parents phone everytime they type "No"

The forbidden meme

birb haha

What could go wrong

Automatic American citizenship for these bloaks.

Saw this gem

It sticks to your ribs

I only see the T-rex battle

;( ... why did he click allow?

"You Have 20 Minutes to Comply"

I Swear These Are Connected

My Dad Dressed up as Borat For Halloween

As a turtle, this is Relatable

The original fleshlights

Dive carefully

You did good people

This awesome sign at a local little league field

Beer Fusion

Niagara Falls Aug 13 2018

Oh John...

Not your typical girl

whenever i wake up to get food.

The new neighbors are very old

Ready to be in SUPERLOVE?

damn burgers

gargles

If I only saw this in my way to work instead of the way home.

I’m single, in my early 30’s, and all my friends have kids. This is my life.

I'd just like to aks you a question

Need milk

Gotta try something

Atheist’s tombstone. Ferndale, CA. Gotta love a good sense of humor.

Reflexion on the human mind

Momma always said...

this frame made me chuckle

my newest attempt to offend an Italian: check out the sushiroll crust

the best tshirt ever

Bud Light Placing ‘Victory Fridges’ In Cleveland Bars, Free Beer For Everyone When Browns Win First Game Since 2016

Take me back to the 70's

Haha ew.

Picture taken before a catastrophe

When browsing new actually pays off.

It’s an eggcellent question.

Sky raisins

There’s no age limit to disappointing your parents

Hogs

Broke up with my GF. When she fell asleep I stole her toilet

Before and After Beer

Renewable energy at your fingertips

Please come back Duddy -6

I was watching a documentary and I believe someone mislead the gallery owner into thinking he'll be filmed from the waist up. In all fairness he did wear half a suit.

It’s always so disappointing smh

How do you break the news to him?

In a bit of a pickle

This hangs in the cubicle of one of my favorite dispatchers and makes me laugh every time I see it!

How could you

(almost) Everyone is here ! (HD version in comments)

Michael here

Just feel good things

don't be an ass

Loving these new pokemon

Coupon coupon grey poupon

Monkey posing like every girl on instagram

Teach the fear

Haven’t tested it out yet.

Epic fraud effort FAIL!

One business two different services...

My teacher's hall passes

Rachel has the perfect name for a dentist

Welcome to the new age

Reletable

Priorities, this dad has them.

My girlfriend drew this for me after a trip to the pond

Another day at the breast implant farm

Don't do drugs kids.

For when you're in the market for a meat tenderizer & buttplug

Optimus!!!!!!!

Shopping online for coffee tables and came across this review.

A real smooth talker

A pundamental force

Hot pockets hot as hell

Apple is just playing us now

From the great philosopher Bearistotle

White title

My local Dunkin Donuts drive through speaker broke. They’re using a baby monitor now.

I’ve always wondered where these strange creatures came from

Applicable in most social settings

Big dad energy

Dicks out

Regular Show

Pretty acurate

OH We have a new neighbors

A good advice that goes both ways

I spent 30 days in Europe and imitated as many "Insta models" as I could. The following are some of my favorites.

Does this also work as an alignment chart?

O I C

I wish opioids worked like this

damn boi, he thicc boi

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