Not emotionally

For my last day of work at the pet store, I made myself Employee of the Month

A story behind every sign

y tho

time to go

hmm

A grandma on Amazon wrote a review on how much she loves her new ski mask, that keeps her warm at night.

Am scared

Ravioli ravioli get me out of this shipioli

Wrong gutter, Penny

Never felt so guilty

When the roast hits a lil too close to home

Oh shit! I appear to have...

I'm not that bad...

Should have planned that better!

I find my shirt “relatively” funny

Pistachio for the win

I want to get my hair cut but am going to reconsider

You got cobbed.

Well played, red font.

This is Sienna. She is lovingly known as “Little Miss Resting *** Face.”

Satan spawned all 3

This is more true than funny

When you've had to much alcohol at the bar...

Garth got game...

This sign at a local gun range.

This sign in the bathroom at work.

Me at any restaurant

CTRCL+C, CTRL+ V

The relationship between your degree and your field of work

When Vegans Go Hunting

Habibi wut?

This checklist on a white board for an apartment inspection.

Asked my husband to take a picture of us on our wedding night. This was his only picture.

5 Gb worth

　　　　　　 　　 　　　 　

Proud dead guy

“The greatest generation”

Rules for car adventures

Exactly

Need to hold it in a bit longer..!

Radar!

Zoinks Scoob

Please....

New Review

Its time to STOP

We sing because we CAN

He dodged the bullet like a ninja

They look so proud :)

Ain’t that the truth !!!

Lay off the booze spotted danger cat

*Dabs on the haters*

I couldn't stop laughing at this. Thought I'd share it with you guys.

what a story

I don't speak N̶a̶z̶i̶ but eh, it's Harold.

　　　　　　 　　

I am moving cross country in three weeks, and my friends threw me a going away party. Some are handling it better than others...

Googly Eyes Sure Do Amplify Character Expressions

Get the joy stick out

Choose your hero

Crocodile's daily life

Normies

Pull the lever, Kronk!

Please, we need the karma

A pupper and doggo dumperooni to cure your Sunday scaries

As a guy with a mustache, this is how Red Bull REALLY wakes me up in the morning....

When your game isn't so strong.

Suprise!

Do it again!

This cat took the essentials and left town.

y tho

That's a terrible surprise

Constructive

A very Sikh sense of humor.

When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives

facts

Bika dugs

I ran a race this past weekend. The photo of me at the finish had an uncanny resemblance to PC Principal.

Happenes All The Time

This haunts my nightmares...

The Purrfect Twist Dance!

Knowing’s half the battle!

Somewhere in an alternate universe..

Manfried the cleverly named pet man

Thou shalt heal thy burgers

I can relate, so can you...

I still can't tell

English Mf'er

Added a shortcut to parents phone everytime they type "No"

The forbidden meme

birb haha

What could go wrong

Automatic American citizenship for these bloaks.

Saw this gem

It sticks to your ribs

I only see the T-rex battle

;( ... why did he click allow?

"You Have 20 Minutes to Comply"

I Swear These Are Connected

My Dad Dressed up as Borat For Halloween