Rodney Security System

Naughty goat gets the noodles

A bat never hurt anyone

Relatable

Me after watching MasterChef

Stop it

We pranked the PA into thinking the house duster was a sound boom. It’s been hours and he still has no idea.

　 　　　 　　

Spotted in Wasilla, Alaska

Ok, I will.

Stop at the same store every morning and forgot my change yesterday so they set it aside for me. I think I need to cut down on the lottery tickets and energy drinks.

　　 　　 　 　　

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Huckleberry is on top of his game.

Maybe I will one day

I found the key to life in a review for headphones.

1 nanosecond after he saw a cat

Demonstrate what exactly?

My three year old son and I just finished this book. Tonight, we’re going to rent the movie.

This bar obviously owns a cat

My brother just had a tumor removed from his salivary gland. This is the first picture I get from my Dad.

Highway sign in Boston

Dun nu... dun nu... dun nu...

Dentists are scared of you just as much as you're scared of them!

　 　　　 　　

Never knew you could look the type...

Thanks

But wait...is Annie OK? Is she OK???

You never know when duty calls

UwU

Skinny doesn't taste as good as eating an entire thing of Orange Milanos by yourself at 2 a.m. on a Thursday.

　 　 　　　　 　　 　　　 　 　　 　

　　 　　　 　 　　 　　　 　 　　　　

hue

School is starting

I'll walk through your picture, I don't give a ***

Sensitive bear

Plastic Surgery Barbie

Kool-Aid!

this is how debates go, right?

Facts

Got any Jell-O Pudding, Brother?

Urban Wednesday

A worthy opponent.

Will Smith looks like Uncle Phil's stunt double.

Coke Zero Battle Cry

Fleet, Wood, Mac n Charlie

RIP doggo

Impressive

Come shop at Suqma

Funny that

Bear vs. Inhabited

When cooking pasta suddenly becomes the cookie monster.

Don't bother emailing this guy

Well same

Too smol

Gonna take pollution down to zero

Join me

At least they got it right

"All Star" translated to Aramaic and back into English

Bamboozled

At olive garden, we're all family

One of those fights

my dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights

Sitting in my immunology class when...

Wholesome

Sincerely, Capital Letters

Not emotionally

For my last day of work at the pet store, I made myself Employee of the Month

A story behind every sign

y tho

time to go

hmm

A grandma on Amazon wrote a review on how much she loves her new ski mask, that keeps her warm at night.

Am scared

Ravioli ravioli get me out of this shipioli

Wrong gutter, Penny

Never felt so guilty

When the roast hits a lil too close to home

Oh shit! I appear to have...

I'm not that bad...

Should have planned that better!

I find my shirt “relatively” funny

Pistachio for the win

I want to get my hair cut but am going to reconsider

You got cobbed.

Well played, red font.

This is Sienna. She is lovingly known as “Little Miss Resting *** Face.”

Satan spawned all 3

This is more true than funny

When you've had to much alcohol at the bar...

Garth got game...

This sign at a local gun range.

This sign in the bathroom at work.

Me at any restaurant

CTRCL+C, CTRL+ V

The relationship between your degree and your field of work

When Vegans Go Hunting

Habibi wut?

This checklist on a white board for an apartment inspection.