"What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
This is what happens when you drop your nokia
I chose alcohol
True care and looking out for people
U got me
Now this is Real Life!
That’s the English language for you
OMG!! I had that same lyft driver.
When you try VR for the first time and your friends are watching you:
My ice maker works. So I got that goin for me which is ice
In my sisters halls
My buddy got tired of people asking about his height.
Ol’ Reliable
C*unts
lawl
A wholesome post nobody expects from /pol/
I’ll call you guys tomorrow.
My grandson's hardcore.
@N00TN00T
Believe me. My socks are the best.
A pro to having 3 fingers
Bitcoin finally explained
She better not fart
The internet is ruthless and I love it.
Understanding women’s
Our data...
My oldest brother and I have such similar looking faces that even with our faces swapped, we still look the same
Just sharing sibling conversation
Well, they aren’t wrong.
We all know an Eric
This is a legitimate yelp review I found for my local domino’s before ordering delivery. I can’t stop laughing.
Sure, makes perfect sense
Mini me stranger! Remarkable resemblance!
I remember Pokémon
Well.....shit.
I’ll take mine over here
Oh, Brother.
Something everyone can agree on
this should be in every existing mall
Rodney Security System
Naughty goat gets the noodles
A bat never hurt anyone
Relatable
Me after watching MasterChef
Stop it
We pranked the PA into thinking the house duster was a sound boom. It’s been hours and he still has no idea.
Spotted in Wasilla, Alaska
Ok, I will.
Stop at the same store every morning and forgot my change yesterday so they set it aside for me. I think I need to cut down on the lottery tickets and energy drinks.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Huckleberry is on top of his game.
Maybe I will one day
I found the key to life in a review for headphones.
1 nanosecond after he saw a cat
Demonstrate what exactly?
My three year old son and I just finished this book. Tonight, we’re going to rent the movie.
This bar obviously owns a cat
My brother just had a tumor removed from his salivary gland. This is the first picture I get from my Dad.
Highway sign in Boston
Dun nu... dun nu... dun nu...
Dentists are scared of you just as much as you're scared of them!
Never knew you could look the type...
Thanks
But wait...is Annie OK? Is she OK???
You never know when duty calls
UwU
Skinny doesn't taste as good as eating an entire thing of Orange Milanos by yourself at 2 a.m. on a Thursday.
hue
School is starting
I'll walk through your picture, I don't give a ***
Sensitive bear
Plastic Surgery Barbie
Kool-Aid!
this is how debates go, right?
Facts
Got any Jell-O Pudding, Brother?
Urban Wednesday
A worthy opponent.
Will Smith looks like Uncle Phil's stunt double.
Coke Zero Battle Cry
Fleet, Wood, Mac n Charlie
RIP doggo
Impressive
Come shop at Suqma
Funny that
Bear vs. Inhabited
When cooking pasta suddenly becomes the cookie monster.
Don't bother emailing this guy
Well same
Too smol
Gonna take pollution down to zero
Join me
At least they got it right