Nah he wouldn't do such a thing

I swear that wasn't me, it was there when I found this picture. That's why I posted it...

Haha... poor kids. You will all understand if you get married some time.

If it's really what is about to happen if I get married, I think I'll rather being single. The only good point of marriage is non-stop sex, so if I can't have it...

Indeed...why would he masturbate when he can have sex with her...OR maybe thats the reason why he masturbates...he cant have sex with her^^

Those are bananas from nearly 4 year ago. They have surely been avenged by now.