Use your keyboard to navigate
Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*
11/10 would buy
MRW death wants to dance battle for my life
the last hope of mankind
I would totally do her
As if Mexicans would make North Korea a better place.
Key to the afterlife
Nachos is love, nachos is life.
Boobs recognition software, are we funding this?
so strong that even the asian behind suffered it
She can only be so thankful that they didn't show up as squares.
When Joey was smarter than Ross
Death is fabulous
fucking good to know
How to stop a hijacking
No, I'm not. This table is just too comfortable.
he built his entire career to make this joke.
Remember when Dexter hired a stripper to replace his sister?
Not the least bit rascist
You kids, get off!
Or the spanish inquisition
the gays are angry
Ye ye 'top kek' bitch
2 girls 1 hub
Now i can sleep
... and I'll take Accents for $600.
Disco disco woo woo
I present you , the alpha-beta
When I have to accept the Terms and Conditions
mfw I see my ex with the person she told me not to worry about
I introduce you: The Bedsnake Beater
"Humm, well alright then" -Hitler
I'm from Portugull
She must have shat them out already.
A special treat
Evolution for Vegans
Ups I did it again
This guy ran into Neil Degrasse Tyson and had no idea...
The other way around would be better though
3 punny 5 me
Yet I still can't find one with my name...
the truth was right in front of our eyes the whole time
When they ask me to disable adblock to view something
Also, it's illegal to tip your police officer
Jesus doesnt fucking play
Magnus knows what's up
He is sikh at driving motorcycle !
F*ck it I'll walk
What the actual fuck
Gets me every time
When I see dat ass
I should buy me a straightener too...
Getting Old Sucks
What do you mean, shooting yourself is bad? I do it to harden myself!
Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?
let me save you
Rook at this guy.. he a wanna wob me tlo the glass, witha cleava
Attack on me...?
A true bitch
New and improved UI
There's your difference
They go together like:
World War 2 - Episode 2
How it feels when a high level enters the low level zones
Ghandi is a Warmongering Hypocrite
Kids these days...
MRW i hear a noise while i'm home alone
As good as the last one
i think it will set new standards of movie making
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Best dad ever
When my friends think I'm hiding "Hot Girls" from them...