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Thanks for the info
I didn't want to sleep anyway
Errybody love Kanye tho
Good guy Santa
You see Ivan, when sex like me, you no more fear of have pregnant
the driver was an alcohol
I gotta "hand" it to that pun.
I am the snake in the boot
lonely, hungry and sleepy
When my Mjölnir messes with me
When one door shuts, another one opens
I'm Scruffy. The janitor.
Columbus day sale anyone?
"Always trust a priest, but only when it works out for you" - me 20 sec ago
running around my fat friends
Bad Luck Lobster
Apparently not everything.
/b/ writes a quite short story
PC Master Race!!! (oh and the dirty mac peasants)
And I'm learning Thai...
Dog spotting is not a joke
Hmm chemistry could be interesting this year
95% of car thefts end in a chase...
Can Someone Photoshop ..? Thanks ..
You had one job, Gallbladder!
Yeah Tina, and there's no Tina month also
And yes I do love having some negerboll in my mouth
He is the favorite son
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
Replace "I need Feminism" with "I need therapy" and it makes a whole lot more sense
i dont belive in double-mermaids
Cyanide & happiness meets South Park
North Korea=Best Korea
You gotta watch out for these things on the road in Russia
Because it's the subway.
"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.
When i get bad ping during a game…
Monthy Python & Fallout
Psychologists don't need 20 Questions.
im in the zone now
Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April
mid or feed
How to get a girl properly wet...
Manlyness at it's best
I bet she can't stand him.
She says she's on the pill
The only feedback I really need to supply
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
Even animals have fetishes...
"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"
Please dont be this guy
My bike is a L2GoFuckyourself
Jesus knows supply & demand stuff
When you take your girlfriend to a One D concert and you notice a friend of yours
CNN must think I'm a really twisted person.
Rick Puns Strikes Again
Pokemon, fun for all ages!
I play league, do i get a get out of jail free card?
What cup is this?
when i saw a cute girl
Nope nope nope
The Magic Horse
She told me to . . .
Nick Offerman without the Moustache.
10/10 would Play!
here you go, dear
The bar is not for the weak of mind
Every woman when she sees the size of my ... Stamp collection
and f*ck you too
This dog knows things...
Trying to hide acne with make up
Technically correct -- the best kind of correct
Trying to be a part of conversations like