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Dad ain't taking chances with no Voodoo shit.
MRW i hear a noise while i'm home alone
Ups I did it again
How to transmit nuclear codes
They go together like:
You can feel his hate
Old and New users.
O lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
In yo' face, 'Murica
What do you mean, shooting yourself is bad? I do it to harden myself!
Belly got you jelly
Oh, don't cry honey
I don't detect any fail in his plan
When a Brazilian starts talking shit about our football team
Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*
seriously HUGELOL... wtf
venomous and poison but ratehr safe you life
How I see the "Give Gold" feature.
+5 points for gryffindor
This was a great show
the more you know
Thank you Siri
at least they are honest
Superman loaning x-ray vision to Alfred for one day
pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!
World War 2 - Episode 2
The other way around would be better though
This guy ran into Neil Degrasse Tyson and had no idea...
Must save the Jordans
was that him? I don't nose
Jesus doesnt fucking play
he built his entire career to make this joke.
How can jews be real if bin laden isn't real?
Bussiness in the front, party in the back!
"Humm, well alright then" -Hitler
They are illuminati
1. Convert light into energy 2. Totally agree
The simplest solution to Batman vs Superman
ɹɐɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʎq ƃuıssɐd ʇsnɾ
mfw I see my ex with the person she told me not to worry about
When I overheard there's more tequilla
You're not my mom, bitch
Sorry for the inconvenience. Now stop complaining :)
It takes heart to give to others in need
this one time at the band camp ...
fucking good to know
Someone call the cansor man!
A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman
so strong that even the asian behind suffered it
MRW the bathroom is occupied
Death is fabulous
Still better than Call of Duty
Evolution for Vegans
You know you modded skyrim too much, when...
A true bitch
Let the girl have her fucking cereal
The new iPhone...
The value of books
Lets all sing
... and I'll take Accents for $600.
The chair can't handle feminism
Sean beans career reminds me of edge of tomorrow
Let Battle Commence
Or the spanish inquisition
When my friends think I'm hiding "Hot Girls" from them...
Also, it's illegal to tip your police officer
Yet I still can't find one with my name...
After ravaging a dayz server with a friend
Putin is at it again
There's your difference
Is this option even real?
Shark Week Winner
They see us bending, they hating (8)
He just doesn't give a shit anymore.
The Fountain of youth
Don't let your dog drink out of the toilet. It WILL kill him.
i think it will set new standards of movie making
Great day indeed