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That'll be 45$ please
Obese raccoon doesn't like competition
She says she's on the pill
Homosexuals are gay.
...or you have drugs ;)
Not all things in Australia will try and kill you..
I bet she can't stand him.
You see krasnyy , In soviet Russia Pokemon chooses you !
God damn Todd
"Lebolas, what do your blood shot eyes see" "Bikes and watermelon"
Meanwhile in Rush Hour
stabbin trees is a sign of manliness
Give it back !
It's all a matter of perspective.
I guess it depends on how brave you are
I think it means pounding.
What was your highschool nickname?
It's the only logical explanation
Jesus knows supply & demand stuff
when ur in a parent teacher conference
Goodnight Hugelol,I go to sleep now
"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"
here you go, dear
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
I wouldn't be upset if Ebola Chan became a god
Classy as f*ck
Happens All The Time
She been "training"
Why I don't fuck with my cat
When cashier ignores your hand and puts change on the counter
lord of the many things
Rushing low-level dungeons
Moot is the worst person in history
Trying to hide acne with make up
old but gold
That sick fuck.
Found Asian Brad Pitt while in Beijing
I'm not saying it was meth...
Because everything is better in pink!
Being called "Too old to be in a metal gig"
And I'm learning Thai...
These Hoes aint loyal
She told me to . . .
I blame the public education system.
How Outsiders See HDL
Don't worry woody
Choke a bitch? Anyone?
Trying to be a part of conversations like
Shaken, not stirred
Back to the friendzone
No this is Patrick
Ah, now we know...
the driver was an alcohol
Toys r Us telling the truth
When i get bad ping during a game…
Jordan's in red
/b/ writes a quite short story
This story got me aroused
lonely, hungry and sleepy
Rick Puns Strikes Again
Hover-sex: A tale of coitus interruptus of the average OP on HL
Shots fired. Rockets launched.
ISIS 1 hour after crossing the russian border.
What the hell am I doing with my life!? Must get shit back together and be a cat..
Once I got that lucky with a girl...turned out to be a guy
Something about names being misspelled.
95% of car thefts end in a chase...
Wear two glasses to appreciate that your daughter has now become a focused young man
Terms and Conditions
when you're sober but u have to drag your drunk friend home
It's on Wikipedia so it's true
u w0t m8?
The Magic Horse
running around my fat friends
Errybody love Kanye tho
Yeah Tina, and there's no Tina month also