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We'll be okay.
... they should and they are
Where. Is. The. Lie.
The four Soccer Moms of the Apocalypse
10/10 will watch
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ U DEED IT!!! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
They wanted $15/hr
When Its Summer but you still wanna be a Gentleman
Philosophy on Hoodrats?
What's the password?
German engineering at its finest
Elmo's Magic Medicine
MegaDad strikes again
5 Million Dollars
Training exercises for some amazing pullout game
This is correct
What we all wish we could do when this happens.
the first time is always the most awkward
Not all Heroes wear capes
She wasn't drunk, she was tripping balls
Now this is an Opening Weekend
Eating meat = The Holocaust, apparently.
Well, what did you expect
Two birds, one stone.
Just kidding bro
Side nigga getting salty
Tired of your defenseless car being attacked by feral shopping carts?
when you turnt af but try to play it cool
Just a lick 💦
i_kappa and his posts
Slobbering the cob
Half of the mystery is solved
Two penguins, one hole
when u meet ur dealer in public but gotta be lowkey about it
Oh Ginny told u
They just don't write comedies like this anymore
dry and not satisfying
You won't when I'm done in you, uh i mean with you *clears throat*
Better than the usual $20
Being right is the best defense
A Tale of Two Milkmaids
Good guy Netflix? Pfft...
Love you, grams
The Spanish Title for Will Smith's I, Robot is better than the English one.
When asking Sepp Blatter if the scandal is true
To all the people unaware of this feature
"A world exists outside of tumblr.com"
Goddammit daphne you dumb broad
"Hey, answer the question!"
Come on Patel! Up your game.
Classic yo mama
Water your owl until it blooms
The most canadian of the canadians
Why "The Breakfast Club" wouldn't work at school today.
She's just standing there......judging me....
No other explanation
fighting online in a nutshell
Getting handjob being deceased. This guy is living the life!
Can't you read?
y u do dis dad
Im at a loss of words.
Every single day!
My kind of store.
learning from the best
Gotta have someone to share the pain with.
When I try dating
Ready to go hunting after school
America just sweated out all of California's water
When you go to a party without a gift
Yep, you never know what's inside lest you read the labels
Memorial Day Facepalm
Better get that burn heal
Rockstar, what the f*ck?
The poor little bug
They're good for you're eyes.
Banks Hate Him!