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"And what do we say to broken bones? Not today!"
Obese raccoon doesn't like competition
My bike is a L2Gof*ckyourself
Not all things in Australia will try and kill you..
Home Alone in real life
Well that escalated quickly.
God damn Todd
Every woman when she sees the size of my ... Stamp collection
Majestic as f*ck
Don't worry woody
Jordan's in red
And I'm learning Thai...
Those b*tches didn't see mah trap card
MRW I find something better after I cum.
It's just not the same as it used to be...
lonely, hungry and sleepy
They're both sh*te
Finding the right roommate
That sick f*ck.
Rushing low-level dungeons
Super hot Halloween costumes
Classy as f*ck
Parks & Rec wouldn't be the same without April
Trying to be a part of conversations like
I didn't want to sleep anyway
How should anon suicide?
I'm classy when drunk
That Verizon guy has got some sass....
I'm not saying it was meth...
Getting into Firefox' private mode after work
"Lebolas, what do your blood shot eyes see" "Bikes and watermelon"
Any last words?
c*ckadoodledoo. Southpark joke, if you didn't get it.
Replace "I need Feminism" with "I need therapy" and it makes a whole lot more sense
It won't happen again you say?
Shaken, not stirred
What would your 5 year old self think of you?
You had one job, Gallbladder!
Sounds like me trying to study
When my Mjölnir messes with me
This needed a fixin'
And yes I do love having some negerboll in my mouth
how the end began.
Where Were You Between 4 and 6?
You've got the AIDS
old but gold
Are you down with the clown?
But can you at least act like it did?...
Because everything is better in pink!
running around my fat friends
MRW they tell me I'm to old to play games.
Goodnight Hugelol,I go to sleep now
PC Master Race!!! (oh and the dirty mac peasants)
Toys r Us telling the truth
I wouldn't be upset if Ebola Chan became a god
When bae doesn't want to do anal because it hurts
Thanks for the info
Getting old but still looking young
Why does Walmart need greeters?
You're too slow
Because it's the subway.
How Outsiders See HDL
Being led to the promised land ( HiddenLol)
u w0t m8?
I bet she can't stand him.
that pun though
Searched how to properly tip a pizza delivery person and found this very good advice
Yeah Tina, and there's no Tina month also
how to ward off jehovas witnesses 101
Jesus knows supply & demand stuff
Stop the Internet, I want to get off.
you'll be hobo food
Who's the captain?
i dont belive in double-mermaids
The Best of Norton AV
For those wondering.