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Just kidding bro
When tea-bagging gets taken too far.
Water your owl until it blooms
Oh c'mon, that's just racist!
The solution to racism
Slobbering the cob
ELI5: The blinky thing on vehicles
Damn, Cards Against Humanity doesn't beat around the bush
Im at a loss of words.
Practice finally pays off
We could learn a thing or two from Seinfeld
CAN'T HANDLE THE SUSPENSE
German engineering at its finest
America just sweated out all of California's water
Watch out, I'm a deadly Sin!
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
There is not such thing as a three...
High quality tribute
WD40 for babythroats, i bet that meal was smooth AF.
The Discomfort Bomb
Pakalu never stops giving
"What kind of topping do you want on your pizza?" "Pizza."
Love you, grams
Anon's take on Skyrim
Welp, guess that answers THAT question...
Mom's be like...
Nope nope nope nope...
Tired of your defenseless car being attacked by feral shopping carts?
What's the password?
"Because forcing a heterosexual relationship on animals is oppression"
Animals I eat were my spirit animals; therefore food IS spiritual.
It's not gay, it's for survival...SURVIVAL
dead skin mask \m/
Tender: Where people meat
To all the people unaware of this feature
The trouble is real
Please dress accordingly
Who's laughin' now?
No other explanation
Every single day!
f*ck b*tches, get Money
Can't you read?
Ernie enjoys the suffering of others
The Spongebob movie has some dark jokes
Piccolo the closest thing to a nigga in dbz
Cops never follow the rules
It's all fun and games til the black guy dies
They just don't write comedies like this anymore
Round Two was a Pineapple
Professional Medical Advice
We were jus playin'
She's just standing there......judging me....
Whoop ur kids white people.
Oh Ginny told u
ALWAYS wear skin coloured yoga pants
TFW no gf
Hangers are costly nowadays tbh
When you tryin to do you job but didn't sleep last night
it's 2 types of females
The Spanish Title for Will Smith's I, Robot is better than the English one.
Every step you take...
Branch Manager and assistant.
Just a lick 💦
xkcd: Keyboard Mash
Parents who vaccinate their children are terrible, no exceptions
Where. Is. The. Lie.
When your best mate steals your goat so you kill him and his hot wife is left a widow
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ U DEED IT!!! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)
"Bae, I'm pregnant"
Banks Hate Him!
Not at all suspicous...
Got something to say ... Huh...
10/10 will watch
when she gives u head and u haven't nutted in weeks
Eating meat = The Holocaust, apparently.