Stealing ice cream from a baby : You are doing it right
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sums up my love life
How I feel about certain people comments around here...
You won't see me again. bye.
How does Justin Bieber remove his condom?
Ran out of f*cks to give
*clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click* *clunk-click*
Home Alone: The Road To Forgiveness
How freshman look at parties
Officer, you'll never believe me what happened!
Maybe he's a silt strider from Morrowind
Think it'll work?
The local cobbler has a way with words
"Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me..."
can they finally achieve world peace and annihilate feminists altogether now?
Best $2.99 I've ever spent.
How about no
When status have a better love life than you
An Australian newspaper congratulates Benedict Cumberbatch on his engagement
That's a heck of a bug, Android.
You know your slow when this thing pops up
What it feels like playing Left 4 Dead 2 recently
Shots are concentration camps from hell
Those crafty Mexicans
Here's why you shouldn't call all black people in the U.S., "African Americans"
This was pointed out to me just now. The original, winged, DickButt, carved in stone. Date: 1 A.D.
Racism works both ways
This is soon to happen in the UK
Bad thing to see in the middle of an exam
We're gonna get some sigarettes.
the stupidity is unreal
Protests in London right now.
Anon Goes Hunting
Too the point advertising in Thailand
Its too easy, you know
Murder Attempt 1.
And he really listens when you talk (literally)
Avatar, the last smoke bender
Now You Know
People protesting the British porn ban get a little personal with the PM's sex life.
Trying to beat the finals
One SERIOUSLY cordial motherf*cker
Real boy problems.
Scumbag Prime Minister
Tumblr users foreplay
it's not hi. it's ni
My dancemoves are lethal.
Its not often that you see fables come to life.
Master Bate will help
Meanwhile at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport
This Duolingo app is teaching me really important Spanish phrases
When her weight starts with 200
How many adults? February adults.
i am the law
b*tches ain't nothin but hoes and tricks -Dr. Dre
it's some weird kind of magic
Schrodinger's USB stick
Jew Jokes are sick Anne Frankly quite offensive..
Dammit, so close
So I was going through my sisters stuff,when suddenly..
Dad, what's Jagrmeister?
Trying this tomorrow. wish me luck
It's about damn time!
No one listens to me
it's heavly snowing!
Short people problems
It's a pitty that kids these days are all getting involved with that.
1.26 euros per 2.54 centimeters
Cutting your bread with a wooden doorstop.
Excuse Me While I Contact My People
best snu snu is head snu snu
The story of a chair's life.
Radical Islam; ISIS Smart Bomb
kim K rising her doucheyness level
Not. Even. A. Single. Drop.
how I salud my friends from university when we graduated
Expect the unexpected
This made me laugh so hard
Hey, at least he's honest about it.