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Thank you Siri
i think it will set new standards of movie making
Seth Rogen's parents.
Tales from an Alpha.
Tis a cruel game
So Mark and Mary are interviewing people.
Neil deGrasse Tyson knows how to solve all of the world's problems
what did the virgin say after her first BJ?
The average vegetarian
Mein Tea Kettle
The new iPhone...
That's usually it
When you REALLY want a deadline extension
O lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
Men, follow this flow chart.
Waking up to your favourite song
Assume the position and get back down on your knees * scrub scrub*
They are all dirty.
Keep arms and legs inside the rollercoaster
Death is fabulous
They go together like:
You can feel his hate
How a threatned american reacts to danger
Adam West should be in every cartoon
I've never seen a better response
OP local store is always willing to give a hand to their customers
GoT advice for your own character
Great day indeed
venomous and poison but ratehr safe you life
Ditching PJ's and slipping into our birthday suit is the way to go guys
MRW death wants to dance battle for my life
when you fail at life even when you are the main character
Before inventing the disposable razor, King Gillette was working at a slaughterhouse #-38FACTS
Advice for women
This is how it went. Confirmed.
The whole office will have a Grudge now
She forgot the note
Gets me every time
the third is sure to blow some minds
My local police department
Because the important thing is knowing to break the ice.
Remember when Dexter hired a stripper to replace his sister?
How I see the "Give Gold" feature.
when i unstick my balls from my leg
Surely there must be a another way?
Always care what you say
Let the girl have her fucking cereal
Fired on first day
How can jews be real if bin laden isn't real?
Donate to a meaningful cause pls
The big question of the commonwealth games.
There's your difference
"Time is relative" - German science man.
Still better than Call of Duty
was that him? I don't nose
Bring your daughter to work day
"To View This Title, You Must Have The Title Bundle Pack For 59.99$"
A true bitch
The DNA results are in
Son is fed up with her shit
LONG LIVE JESUS
#justbronzethings (unless you're in korea)
atleast you're not lollygagging
Some editor has waited their entire life to write something like that.
Valve so opsessed with hats even chell has one
this one time at the band camp ...
A true Hero.
Baltazar doesn't share coke, he steals it
A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman
What do you mean, shooting yourself is bad? I do it to harden myself!
"Niggers in paris"
When I overheard there's more tequilla
is that a guy wearing a skirt next to her?
9/10 would want to be a watermelon
I don't detect any fail in his plan
For the sake of science! and...WHERE IS SQUIRTLE WHEN I NEED IT!!!
It's just superstition after all.
ɹɐɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʎq ƃuıssɐd ʇsnɾ
This family's so ginger, they just make standard bread houses around Christmas time.
11/10 would buy