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I think Popeye is why people hate Americans.
Little brother asks me for the laptop to go surf on 9fag
They are illuminati
Baltazar doesn't share coke, he steals it
Pretentious little bitch.
Remember when Dexter hired a stripper to replace his sister?
Didn't even get a handy
He is sikh at driving motorcycle !
When I overheard there's more tequilla
Hopefully things will change now.
You can feel his hate
Someone call the cansor man!
Fired on first day
Someone has been using my razor
Would you like to buy a vowel?
Where is the gold and promised land i was told about?!
Lies people tell their kids
Not Coming to a Theater Near You
the truth was right in front of our eyes the whole time
Collect Karma guys!
This was a great show
The whole office will have a Grudge now
People can't seem to keep their pants on in public.
A tasteful pun
This family's so ginger, they just make standard bread houses around Christmas time.
seriously HUGELOL... wtf
They are all dirty.
well how the fuckity-fuck am i supposed to know that?
drop the faith
America the Beautiful, America the Blind
Deadpool's got his priorities straight
O lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits
For the sake of science! and...WHERE IS SQUIRTLE WHEN I NEED IT!!!
Bring your daughter to work day
After whole weekend trying to finish Demon's Souls
old habits die hard
GoT advice for your own character
mfw I see my ex with the person she told me not to worry about
how to Prison Break
Do the Carlton Dance
Tis a cruel game
Some editor has waited their entire life to write something like that.
She was equally surprised to hear that Legoland and Disneyland are no real countries
<3 for youporn
You used alcohol and magicarp evolved into gyarados!
Shark Week Winner
Every fucking day
A true Hero.
10/10 would listen
How to get girls with your Bros.
"Niggers in paris"
My local police department
John Oliver can see the bright side in anything!
A friend of mine was at the airport and found Asian Morgan Freeman
The average vegetarian
Or the spanish inquisition
The big question of the commonwealth games.
Putin is at it again
ɹɐɔ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʎq ƃuıssɐd ʇsnɾ
No wonder she doesn't like gays, she's stuck in the 80's.
Kill the skeleton till it´s dead
Best funeral ever!
Oh, don't cry honey
Gets me every time
at least they are honest
Seth Rogen's parents.
Harry will take care of those Suicial Arab Wizards
When you REALLY want a deadline extension
They see us bending, they hating (8)
Come on Congress.
Never let your bridesmaids go strapless
What do you mean, shooting yourself is bad? I do it to harden myself!
Bad Pun: #1
Ups I did it again
There's your difference