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DARK TIMES ARE COMING - DRA'NAKYUEK IS HERE
A Real problem for Kronos
Just don't rob them
A basic guide for mountaineering
Me, everytime time I try to gently please a girl
I had never seen a butterfree in the wild
He said the bathroom was the second door on the left, but this is just an empty closet...
Me in math class
Clean Plate Club sued over denying membership to individuals based on race.
The spirit is willing , but the flesh is spongy and bruised
So, natural flavor then?
"Don't be too rude thanks~ ^-^"
All mighty leader
Over 9000 !!!
Because you're fat.
Confederacy of Independent Systems
The Ultimate Torture
Monty Python and the Revenge of the Sith
After online dating has failed.
My new Life objective
Impossible standards for Pokemon trainers
The real JB
Be brave! Don’t show fear!
does this count as cheating?
Me on dates
Lucifer mauls asians often
He came in first
How a drunk one night stand goes
Cannibalization in Busytown...
correlation =/= causation. apparently this guy says "fuck that"
i had some privilege in my eye, officer
Balloons solve everything
Bill Clinton & Jennifer Lawrence
What do you guys see?
Not sure which one was more wrong
Found in the bathroom at work. Someone learned a very hard lesson.
"Damn....my shorts match this board perfectly"
It's not always good to have the faceless men owe you.
Yes, yes you are.
No man can grill me.
My ice maker works. So I got that going for me...which is ice.
Ron Swanson likes Moby Dick
I guess he wont get the job at the strip club
His face says it all...
When you're pooping and someone scares you
Well, he was!
Hitler: The College Years
Angel is spot on
Have we gone too far?
Spring is just around the corner
Writing an exam you didn't study for
To be fair, anyone who brings me pizza is pretty important.
Is this a joke?
googled "jaws of life" and found salvation instead
Birth of the dark lord Dra'nakyuek
MFW I'm drunk and stand up
Good old Canada
School District twitter gets crunk
They went there for something else...
noticed something during the oscars.
The Sun Comic
...he helps and we split the tickets 50/50
When you find your bro reposting
russian craftmanship never ceases to amaze me.
We got a Senpai here.
mean-while on a black neighborhood
Set your priorities straight
The face of disappointment
what if the aliens turn out to be dicks, did anyone consider that possibility
Meanwhile in Australia..
She got the D
Fire on Everyone.
Michigan Human Society knows how to get pets adopted
Genius...quite the asshole, but genius
Things that didn't happen or maybe did but nobody remembers.
Pretty fly for a white guy
6.5 million groin punches per second
The first thing a cult does...
Rejected 50 Shades of Grey Script
The true you comes out when you get pulled over
thats how expensive you are
The silent killer