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the driver was an alcohol
When will then be now?
When I unzip in public
I gotta "hand" it to that pun.
Stuck the landing!
Do you think this is a motherfucking game?
Some things never change..
Christchurch Police: Best at Facebook
"I thought Iran and Iraq were the same too"
mid or feed
Sounds like me trying to study
Apparently not everything.
She been "training"
It's the only logical explanation
Denmark's ban on bestiality
Hmm chemistry could be interesting this year
I guess it depends on how brave you are
"Lebolas, what do your blood shot eyes see" "Bikes and watermelon"
And I'm learning Thai...
Even as a young boy Nicholas knew what he wanted to do with his life
"What time do you have to be at the daycare tomorrow?"
Dad vs Social Media
Dildos cost less than you think
Truth about what's really going on in Sweden
When my Mjölnir messes with me
Psychologists don't need 20 Questions.
that pun though
Rushing low-level dungeons
Seems like Disney ain't the only one destroying childhood nowadays...
and f*ck you too
I play league, do i get a get out of jail free card?
Meanwhile in Rush Hour
Advice for the suicidal
Steve likes to use his wife as a hoe.
Pokemon, fun for all ages!
Hover-sex: A tale of coitus interruptus of the average OP on HL
I'm not saying it was meth...
PC Master Race!!! (oh and the dirty mac peasants)
PornHub tells great stories
It's just not the same as it used to be...
I think it means pounding.
this poor, poor guy
I didn't want to sleep anyway
cant seem to let it go
Trying to be a part of conversations like
He could have been the best trainee in the world
Hiddenlol = Controlled by aliens
Evidence for all you non believers...
when I'm drunk at party and my jam drops
here you go, dear
You're too slow
Girls in school when it starts raining
This needed a fixin'
It's all a matter of perspective.
Plot twist: All because he didn't invite him.
Well that escalated quickly.
Shaken, not stirred
Shit goes down in this bathroom
I'm going to just leave this here....and not come back for it. :l
She told me to . . .
Yeah Tina, and there's no Tina month also
Nick Offerman without the Moustache.
These Hoes aint loyal
It's on Wikipedia so it's true
The countdown clock
Because everything is better in pink!
When cashier ignores your hand and puts change on the counter
You've got the AIDS
"Treetop colonies", a more than accurate representation of Tumblr.
Where Were You Between 4 and 6?
when ur in a parent teacher conference
I wish i was this good
Everytime someone coughs or sneezes within earshot