"...and with a little Yellow Ochre, we'll give him a bright little smile."
This airline gets it
Yooo, they revoked his medical license
My former highschool was renovated
You dare taunt me?!
That must be some REALLY good water .
Pin the "tail"
I think I'll get a loaf from another shop...
Selection of waiters for Oktoberfest
How to get a flag
Nice guys finish last. Or do they?
Probably for the best
Burger in Slovenia. Eat it in 20 min., or pay 40 euros.
Conservatives ruined this guy
Dylan you're too young for this.
No better detective
when someone on your board is using big words so you better let them know youre a Navy Seal
When the teacher says you have 5 minutes left
I love Archie McPhee
God spelled reverse is doG
the sound of silence
Welcome to Science where gender isnt real and your sexuality doesnt matter
Not everything in nature is worth admiring
Politely yet firmly: GET THE *** OUT!
This is where the fun begins
Veronicat didn't thought it all the way through
I didn't think you could buy it!
Magic with MS paint!
When the teacher doesn't show up but you can't leave the classroom
Dealing with classic interview questions
Still one of the best jokes to this day
Just because I donate money does not mean I am a virgin though
You're invited to an engagement AND marriage on the same day! What could go wrong?
seems like it's his time to shine again
something tells me hes gonna go OFF! and start a RAID
I've found my spirit animal...
This *** wouldn't let me pass.
Vader jokes are the darkest force in the galaxy
Everyone else is now officially a poser
Why debating a Flat Earther isn't worth your time...
Please don't feed Banjo.
This guy was the source of a lot of confusion in math class
Next time on Arrested Development
This bottle of whiskey
How my friend got out of Jury Duty...
These docummentaries really makes you feel like you where there
Happy Hour 4-6
*** you lady in 889...
I eat ass
Something touched my foot!
#420NoScope #TUNdOWNFORwAHT #bLa3ze1tf4gg0t #ellonSoMaymAY
Trump managing ww3
Funny Meme Template
It was 'Ice' of you to help... I'll show myself out
Any MTG fans out there?
I guess he's kind of a lucky winner or something now too, dunt dunt duuuuuuuuuun...
Step 1: Cutteth a hole in thine box...
Don't diss Terry
Sick flip bro
Katman meeting Whitebones for the first time (ca. 2014)
Every day, I help my husband apply his deodorant the way nature intended.
May they rest in peace...
i found this at a hotel
Definitely a dad joke. Rumor confirmed.
Ned with the diggity darn figgity fire.
I've forgotten his real name after this.
Your bloodline is weak
Wise words from Super Hans as always
Calvin and Hobbes.
and its only 13.99
My grandma knows how to party
Take Your Child To Work Day summed up in one photo
Visited my uncle in the hospital last night, and the white board showed this as "Today's Plan". Sounds about right.
Tell me lies!
I found the person they warned you about in math class.
Why are you like this?
I see your T-shirt for your sister and raise you T-shirts for the family
DOnt try to be anonymous when your mom is near by
Sometimes it's hard to be mad
Symbol of Liberty and privacy
At first I thought, "Why would she bring that to a baseball game?"
First class vs economy class