betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 1 points ·
Thief

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 3 points ·
Bull.

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 11 points ·
Yes.

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 2 points ·
I can see the accusations already.

"H-he made me fondle his joystick, told me he wanted to study my black hole and then he... he said he w-wanted my naked singularities unclothed!"
"He told me to remember when mommy told me to swallow my vegetables!"
"I was looking at his wheelchair and he told me that if I liked his rims I should get to rimming"
"I've developed a permanent fear of Speak 'n Spell machines after the things he twitched to me while taking advantage of me!"

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 44 points ·
> tfw I can't be sure if this is true or not

the absolute state of the media

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 3 points ·
Any bets one who's next? I personally distrust Mark Wahlberg.

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 4 points ·
Well that was a ***ing rollercoaster

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 2 points ·
You're starting to see now

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 1 points ·
The real worry here is that Prasanth doesn't look more than 7

betterthan9gag · 5-Year Club · 1 points ·
Hey now, this may be a tweet from the president but it is not a presidential tweet. It's from the @realdonaldtrump account, not the @POTUS account, and as such is a tweet made my Trump in his capacity as a private US citizen, not as the president.


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