I promise to disappoint you. Like how I disappointed my parents.
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In appreciation of all police officers making the world safer!
My awesome birthday card.
Can a person be your spirit animal?
And if so, do they treat her well?
It's not weird, it's dank
Sir Davos on recruitment drive
The picture NASA doesn't want you to see.
Warming Up My Butt
Break-dancing exit strategy
The war rages on...
My mom was briefly concerned about finding the batheroom in her hotel
A few years ago, a friend and I made false corpses with sheets before leaving our hotel
It all makes sense now
Very sad stroy
I can cook darlin
Guess who lost his ID Card?
Someone ***ed up
This guy is cool
Something something whitebones
Spot the Difference
Just met Christian Bale.
It's as if it was meant to be
If only there was a closer one.
Whose Line is it Anyway
I've seen a few movies with this ending.
Women are such majestic creatures
LAN party duct tape ceiling guy from another angle
The joy of being a child of a business owner
Touch of cloth
As a police officer assigned to a middle school, I had to get my back to school picture done. I hope my wife packed a juice box.
Protesters at Church's Chicken
All set for the solar eclipse.
How people use the restroom at gas stations.
Corporate Flow Chart
The weakness of all cats.
"I came to take your job..."
sorry not sorry
This LAN party should never be lost in history
How engineers drink.
Someone passed this fake quarter at work today.
The oldest joke in the world.
We need Bert_is_god back
My company is really tackling the fidget spinner issue creatively.
My local elementary school
When a newfag say something offensive to 216.000 active members
New reaserch facts just came in
I'd have the same reaction and I'm a 24 year old male.
Clever . . . Very Clever
What's your hooker name?
I feel bad for NASA, their budget really seems to be suffering.
This mug from University of North Texas....
Gearing up for a Thursday evening alone
HBO online security...
If we keep watering and fertilizing our generator it will eventually grow into our very own power plant
And women get upset men leave the toilet seat up
White Crackers I guess
mama mia pizzeria
I made a fake celebrity facebook profile and this guy keeps sending me his acting portfolio
when you insult katmans waifu
Deadpool wants no part of this
Real Life > The onion
Prequel memes never die
Hugelol community(216.000) browsing fresh page and deciding which meme to upvote
It ist easy
But is it worth it?
The shampoo at my hotel knows what's up.
Oklahoma DOT is making threats
These cookies sat, untouched, on the table at work for nearly 2 weeks because it never occurred to anyone that there could be cookies inside.
Especially in the Summer
it could be so simple
American legion billboard, part 2
Siri got some sass
If Inception was made in 2017
When your therapist finds out you have a multi personality dysfunction
Everyone has to Post some normie memes sometimes
Dr. House telling it like it is
Have we gone full circle?
Employees of IKEA Furuset in Oslo, Norway posted this after they found out furs from IKEA were used in costumes in Game Of Thrones
They know you too well
Never step on a freshly mopped floor