I'm too lazy to shitpost, so I shitcomment // Proud owner of Asterix Shitpost GmbH
So much stretching
Okay so I’m just gonna pass on the Chalupa... suuuuure
Damn, am I getting old, my kids have never seen a wireless phone
Which stage are you?
I will miss this show's bizarre humor
10,000,000,000 IQ solution
Hate to break it to you kid .......
“Outside of school is supposed to be the only place kids can be safe”
Now tell us the earth is flat ..
Honey, I’m home!
We were friends in high school
The taste of purple
Reggie's really going for it.
I nink thot
When you're working on finals and you "just have to be sure"
Loin King sounds like a disease
what am I doing with my life
Ouch, that hurts
New movie when?
Is there anything that isn't sacred?
My Fitbit just realized I'm fat
Ordered a TV on wish
I mean... Its true
My very first sextape
It says "fill with water, sand, or syrup"? WTF?
Doctor's appointment translator
Friend of mine is a "Murr" clone
Slavery is back
In honor of the new Fallout
I googled “Kardashian family tree”... I got this
My wife being welcome by a local child
gonna bite the bullet any day now
Netflix appoints new CEO
Found the hidden volume setting
My client put this on his ear while I was going in for the close. I laughed quite hard. This is also his business card for his feed company.
it's actually easy
Remember to make the best of every situation.
The good ol' Canadian beer fridge, a staple of our country.
Starbucks... Ah, the irony.
And the wahman and children too
Finally remembered who Eleven from Stranger Things reminds me of.
Wife and I took a trip to Los Angeles
Normal day at Ikea
lemme get uhhhhhhh 80 piece mcnugget
They All Float Down Here..
The real truth about who is on board
Me every time I see the same repost every day.
Seems that they will be canceling THE LION KING because some problems with the actors
Imagine seeing this when you’re in a airplane...
15 years ago and he still looks the same
Well this is reassuring...
other people on December 1st
One ring to rule them all.
A Russian version?
When i see girls arguing over a guy.
I need this now.
It's basically food abuse
Where we're going, we don't need roads
When you're trying to look festive but you end up looking like a Starfleet member.
The Dad Tax.
Dont come for me
Man, I love PETA adds
Gotta pay rent
We had some good shit to
That's right, Sniffany!
There is a weird looking as cat outside
They are just miss understood
You uncultured demon!
Say what you will but...
The Focused Painter
there's a room in minnesota
thats a relief
Petition to have song "Sweet Victory" from Spongebob performed at the Super Bowl
r e l a t e
Her expression is so genuine and pure unlike the hollow glances I often find myself exchanging with partners of the past
I didn’t know Ikea was a Canadian company
my life in one pic
Pow, right in the meat department!
Mike Tyson Voithe
Stop with that look!