Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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My bf bought me a coloring book..
It was because I liked you
How cute are they
okay but what the *** was going through Carlos's head
Intruder... Be aware!!
This is getting out of hand
Her name is the sound of a Plunger
GIVE FRIENDSHIP A CHANCE
Weinstein, Cosby,... Bieber. Why did Dick have to go?
live faster, die younger
are you brave enough for this playlist
they had a lot but it was tasteless
Thanks for the Mercedes
I’m surprised it’s been that long
Almost missed this one
Sometimes man ಥ_ಥ
I drew Snow White and the Seven Homies
Stay classy Portland!
*southpark theme starts* , this is a reference for intelectuals
Harry Potter rocking it hard right now!
CVS in a Boston accent
That must be comfortable.
Be careful where you sit
The lady who runs our local Thai joint is a boss
How to know you're in for a treat
Second $60 is the second most important meal of the day
No doggo no
VR Goggles without the phone attached.
this is what you miss as a jew
Now that we're alone, let's badmouth the cat
A damaging blow to the dick pic economy
Time to update my resume
it's a dangerous item
Save of the century
The Wizard of Oz was a much darker movie than I remember.
Kaaaaameeee haaaameeeee HA!
Where he at
I l l e g a l
Need to try Wahlburgers
Is this what toxic masculinity is like?
thats the spirit
It's funny bc nobody can spell benderact cucumberpatch
I switched out all my co-worker's cheat sheets while he was out.
he should have made the whole performance
And about me too
This is wack
takes M to feel in touch with nature
"Babe, just hologram in to work tomorrow."
It’s tax season baby.
A true visionary
She watched it snow so long she became snow herself...
So uh, my dad left the sprinkler on.
Mistakes were made
they disrespect us
My Life ._.'
Pain Chart at the Docs office today
My attempt to get a new trash can without making a phone call.
You were gone so long
They really do grow up too fast
Dad sneezes are a force of nature
It's like that sometimes
Very good boi
Chucky's little sister
I don't think it worked well last time
Everyone should do their homework!
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
I’d rather be a baby
After thousands of years, humans are still being played like a fiddle.
Today is my 36th bday. This was my fave card, from my 9 year old daughter
The new wake & bake
Bored at office? Got an idea for you!
Only at GameStop
I’m all for equal treatment
Still figuring out the correct way