i can steal memes faster than you can blink
*Sad kitty face*
The live action Disney remake
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should
Up to the last drop
I drew a fish tank
When people say their husky looks like a wolf
Money me, money now.
Ever wonder what a lego infestation looks like?
Chihuahua gone with the wind
“Someone tried to unlock your phone”
My Dad hit a sprinkler dead on with one of his drives today at a local golf tournament. He's in the blue shirt
Nice try Decepticon.
I don't know where to even start
Recieved this in my change today... the word 'boner' hasn't made me laugh this hard in a long time. Thank you, you vandalizing stranger.
My god there’s more
Working in someone's house wondering why the cat kept staring at me. Ten minutes later noticed it was a bag of food.
Just think about all the treasures we'll find
this is how fake news happen
Ad hits the nail on the head and made me do some soul searching. I've decided to eat my dog
God Damned Millennials...
Squidward is a man of culture
That’s the spirit!
Believe me, I tried.
Corporate wants you to tell the difference between the two pictures.
*mission impossible theme intensifies*
And does he wear pants?
Only 40s BC kids will understand...
"Theft Proof" hand bag -- most men can't locate the zipper.
Looks so delicious.
Just don’t feed him
My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat'
Well I guess it does
I had to make my cat his own tampon toy so he stop stealing mine from the trash
My wife put the old filter on her baby photo and I can’t stop laughing at “baby grandma”
Top Gun 2 Mystery Solved?
Why i don't wear jeans
Hold my diet coke.
Still in my feels about this.
Schools these days smh
Best Christmas song
They speak the truth tho
its the new comic sans
This sign I found at a godfathers pizza restaurant.
Let me mansplain how flawed your sexiest chairs are
Handy flowchart for Total Eclipse of the Heart
Was playing around with the Jaws 2 poster during a smoke break and some random goober walking by said I should “turn that frown upside down.”
Its just waiting to die
I read it wrong too...
He's got you there
Nobody expects the ~~Spanish Inquisition~~ shit like this
How doughnut holes are made
Has the US military gone soft??
Somebody tried to divide by zero right in this place
Mlem Mlem Mlem
i care not to care
Sex doll > family
Super Size Me!
Found deep in my camera roll, hope it’s not a repost
Relax. It’s just a small surgery.
Speed isn't always key
Found this at my office. Surely it serves consolation.
I wonder how
Benny needs to take a hint.
When all you wanna do is take a good picture
A little joke from Disney
pro advice for aspiring teachers
He done it now
My pregnant wife sent this to me at 2:12am this morning. I'm going to guess that my snoring was quite bad last night.
until they take your whole wardrobe
"I'm just a Poe Boy."
Durable and Absorbent
Sing at my favorite local gas station.
Two Hours That I’m Never Getting Back