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gosh darn it jerry
How to get fired and divorced!
Found in a book of funny Craigslist “missed connections”
*old town road plays*
From eating sand to making the avengers sanded.
The greatest Venn diagram ever.
A friendzone-to-friendzone time-space continuum
Heroin gives you autism
Good boye is still learning...
Heros get remembered...
A perfect job for me
C U R S E D
Good ol' Georg... always the same with him
They keep society floating
She deserves that
Tripped and fell today but I'm ok
Sock it to me.
Martial arts marketing
Excuse me, rocks....
Thinking about my next meal... While I'm still eating
Momma with da diss
They have evil powers
Behave yourself child!
Angry bird selfie
♫Shot through the.... head, and you're to blame♫
Everyday we stray further from god
Just marking the occasion
Fat people providing mobile hotspot on public transport get priority seating. Move along preggys!
More true than I care to admit.
Not so happy feet
Little kool-aid men
Wish him some luck
One Audi to rule them all
Fine, ur called Nibba.
Helping grandma with the remote
It's P for pass!
Lazy ass humans
You have my respect
I think my fridge got lucky last night
Seen today in germany ... Made me blow more air through my nostrils than usual :)
Odin, God of Names
Mom.. I'm not feeling so good..
don't look at me like that
Music of the void
My Anniversary Present.
He deserved it
Don't live a lie
I'll subtly wash my hands for a bit longer than usual until the dryer is free...
lilo and stitch
You fail your driving test
Russian Dating Site Profile Pic
Well, well, well... how the turn tables...
That's a weird looking price of fruit...
His eyes were on the prize
Cremated customers may contain traces of nuts
Shit like a king
You don't need Google Maps to find it
Swords ~ Only One Sword
Water you doing?!
Buy Book. Leave on Coffee Table. Never need babysit for family again.
Anon gets an ew
Make sure fully cooked before serving
Flies will be flies
Every time someone cooks this.
I have to admit, it's a very useful card.
Pick a number between 1 and 10!
That's gotta be a pretty good book.
The nice thing about WholeFoods is that you can carry $100 of groceries in one small bag.
Keeping it real on graduation day.
I'm not walking on her floor
This hits very close to home.
At least they cut their hair
Anon are dangeros
My spidey senses are tingling..
I am speed
I'm A Killer
I corrected this one.
I don't want to go to this gym anymore
I saw a post about a Tesla flexing on someone, and I raise them another flex
Look at the comments
An interesting thing
I'm not sure what I should do
Also in LA
*Laughs in Zoroastrian*
Yes this is so real :)