While sewing, always remember that pattern placement is key.

Don't buy cheap pencils

R.I.P HBO

Local tattoo shop in Norway has a very nice closing sign

Graduates Today

I never would have guessed

What being married is like

   

The dark lord lives on.

New template in town

alarm

Haha, good advertising KFC

Human Grills

Feeling cute, might kill someone for some chicken.

Confidence is the Key to Success.

They badly needed one

Sbeve

JoJo Doggo

this is so true tho

Discombobulate

Reminiscences

get out of my head goddamnit.

Oh my this is smart

haha yes

ISO/IEC 27001:2019 Best Practice A.6.17

What are clouds made of?

I sexually identify as a motorboat

twit plost

re?

The Gods are pleased

But I'll take a tax tho

Found in a recent highschool yearbook

   

What about the solar system?

O P E N U P

Probably going to hell for laughing at this

Jane and Silent Barb

Illegal Canadian Immigrant stopped by Patriot

Aware winning zipper placement.

Flirting Level 100

Tip tii tarap tam tam

This is an actual comment from the Slimjim company.

Say no more.

I didn't think I'd get this far

This tinder i made has been more popular than my real one

I'm an old guy learning how to use Snapchat. I've been laughing my butt off all day!

The downside of deaf family members

"I asked the farmer, why Meghan Markle? He said, because they've got a bit of ginger in them"

Mission accomplished

I was a disillusioned 70s child.

Japan is getting cooked

Butch gaylord

Guard shack for the company that makes your coolers.

Mr. Stark?

Obey Jesus

It's a... Cowch.

A billboard in my city paying respects to the greatest

Jenny was at Walmart

This is more relevant than ever

Oh my God !!!

It is very hot in the office...

Now that's some clever advertising

Meet Odie, the drug sniffing werewolf

Game of Thrones fans who want a redo

That's ok Rosemary

Level 100 trucker watching a trailer!!!

Police release photo of suspect after Arnold Schwarzenegger attacked in South Africa

   

I wish I was this creative.

War was easier than daughters!

Anon wants to say thank you

The Anglerfish

I can hear the theme in my head

No really?

Every target...

B99 does it again

The Turtle

The only drink worth getting at Starbucks :

Cat has care instructions on tag

Tarzan is dummy thicc

This no joke

Watching old family videos.

I recently discovered that wet koalas look metal as *** so I made them an album cover

My newest fake invention is the FlopFlips. Sandals with reverse soles so it looks like you were walking the opposite direction on the beach. See ya later stalkers!

Stalin itensifies

Dug this up in my backyard. Somewhere out there, enemies who became friends are suddenly enemies again...

This CVS receipt is taller than I could ever be after 25 years on earth. I bought two bottles of lotion, a pack of gum, and hair clips.

Ehhhh

Oh nien

Caution: comic may personally attack you

The heroes we deserved

No means no!!

That's the question

YoU ***iNg DOnKeY

The laughter hurts

We can't have him back

Count me in Ernie

Just graduated college with an electrical engineering degree.

When someone posts pics their newborn baby on facebook

I am inevitable