It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Saw this on a waste truck...
its and albany panel
New York bans Cat Declawing!
Naturally grown meat = no animal cruelty. Will we ever win with these people? Sheesh!
I work at a call center. Sometimes I like to draw what my callers might look like. Here’s Doug the mouth breather from today:
The student has surpassed the master.
The exact moment before my mom found out why all her laundry still was wet
Who taught you how to drive?
Some might say appropriate...
For motivation, I like to leave encouraging notes for myself around the house.
Right good left bad
I left a surprise for whoever replaces the flooring next
Someone at my stepdads work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake.
What an inspirational man !!!
Not mine but it's so hot here I totally relate....
Sumimasen, nani the ***?
It's hot on the London Underground
imagine the admins wouldn't try to ruin the site
Aw that’s so adorable
Harsh words from local golf management.
I wonder what Argentina did with its share of nazis
If she fast..
you just got wrecked.
Are you ok, Mark Manson?
Made a donation to UNICEF for Christmas under a silly name. Turns out UNICEF respect silly names.
Harry Potter and the prisoner of
Can't do both?
Not me though.
Solve it like real girls !!!
Yare Yare Daze
That's a duo i don't want to mess with.
RIP uncle Ben
Memes, an updated form of a Rorschach test
Come on...I am not kiwi...
Mustn't move, mustn't make a sound
It all balances out
*Sad kitty face*
The live action Disney remake
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they didn't stop to think if they should
Up to the last drop
I drew a fish tank
When people say their husky looks like a wolf
Money me, money now.
Ever wonder what a lego infestation looks like?
Chihuahua gone with the wind
“Someone tried to unlock your phone”
My Dad hit a sprinkler dead on with one of his drives today at a local golf tournament. He's in the blue shirt
Nice try Decepticon.
I don't know where to even start
Recieved this in my change today... the word 'boner' hasn't made me laugh this hard in a long time. Thank you, you vandalizing stranger.
My god there’s more
Working in someone's house wondering why the cat kept staring at me. Ten minutes later noticed it was a bag of food.
Just think about all the treasures we'll find
this is how fake news happen
Ad hits the nail on the head and made me do some soul searching. I've decided to eat my dog
God Damned Millennials...
Squidward is a man of culture
That’s the spirit!
Believe me, I tried.
Corporate wants you to tell the difference between the two pictures.
*mission impossible theme intensifies*
And does he wear pants?
Only 40s BC kids will understand...
"Theft Proof" hand bag -- most men can't locate the zipper.
Looks so delicious.
Just don’t feed him
My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat'
Well I guess it does
I had to make my cat his own tampon toy so he stop stealing mine from the trash
My wife put the old filter on her baby photo and I can’t stop laughing at “baby grandma”
Top Gun 2 Mystery Solved?
Why i don't wear jeans
Hold my diet coke.
Still in my feels about this.
Schools these days smh
Best Christmas song
They speak the truth tho
its the new comic sans
This sign I found at a godfathers pizza restaurant.
Let me mansplain how flawed your sexiest chairs are