A bee go bzzzzzzz!!!!
Sheep in Human Clothing
I just sat in the backyard for ten minutes watching “heat lightning” then came inside to find my wife photographing our son’s preschool artwork with the big flash. Friggin’ idiot I am.
They do be kinda sneaky with that one
I know baby
Just wear it they said
Simps voting for the witch!
chrome fam your next...
Disenchanted is the tops
Girls are a lie
My friend finally saved up enough for his own house
down the hatch
I mean she has a point
Sorry for making you read this
Didn’t even know what I was looking at for a second.
What an outstanding Cosplay!
What are you waiting for
Just going to leave this right here
how can men compete
new puma logo!
b e a n s
Looks like he’s posing for a Graduation photo.
oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,oh god, oh god, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Brno is better anyway
Hey! I drew it!
Seen this done a thousand times before but my son is like my clone so it works particularly well with us!
Good old times...
It's a glorious day in the neighborhood
HL ELECTIONS: Vote jrlol3 for Minister of Intelligence
maybe next lockdown
Hey, that smells like regular!
Finally, after all these years
For any successful task, Consistency is the key!
Why does Tom Holland look like he just drank something and won't swallow it?
He’s not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
DrArchimeme wants to be your next Minister of Education! If you also want that, upvote this post
Louder for the people in the back
Hey, it worked
My mother was convinced that the angle was perfect to catch the sun through her arms
How cats smoke a joint
He's listened to 50 different X-rated renditions of Let it Go, all of them terrible
I'll take 3!
My dog met my auntie's new puppy yesterday...I think it went well.
HL Elections: Vote Baxit on Tuesday
Girlfriend tried to claim a salad in the fridge.
Alien invasion of privacy
The day after
My daughter’s favourite way to cool me off after a long run on a hot day.
these celebs need rescued from Sid ASAP
hate when this happens
Library Leveraging Literal Liberties
'Tis but a nut
Oh my god scary
Spins so fast mayo comes out
Saw a spot on the floor at work and instantly thought of the Wat lady
Kids these days... they don’t know what the jazz is all about!
It's his smelling nose dog
Someone changed Ninja's Wikipedia page...
I always imagine Samuel L Jackson is sitting just inside the door and loudly says "You just walked into the Rong Chinese Restaurant, motherf*****!" when someone walks in.
Check out my throbbing potato.
I really love my wife I don’t know where she finds these thing...... swinger party maybe??
This hotel gets it.
my grandpas bday card from 2 years ago
Looked over and saw my new puppy sitting like this...just...watching me.
My phone number and I are ride or die for life.
My grandma, an avid gardener, has been wearing this mask for weeks. The checkout lady at the store today explained it to her
My stoner dad died two weeks ago. After his funeral, we played pin the joint on Dave, complete with his favorite strands of weed.
What the first minecraft tree sees
Best Pub Sign Ever
I was also given a gift by Mother Nature...
My friend had to blow into a unicorn's ass for his daughter's birthday.
Oh mah gid
Nicolas Cage doing his part!
My dad got a new printer, turns out it has an email address that you can send stuff for it to print out, decided to scare him a little
Dedicated bicycle lane for Jesus