I'm a telaevengelist in uzbekistan
Decision tree for 2020
Resting at the inn
The Right to Remain Ignorant
I am poor.
Get with the times old man
Fast enough for Me!
Damn...ok...dont gotta be cold like that
Imagine coming out as manlet
Bob Ross with a Squirrel tail mustache
I know they grew from seeds, but whgat's their motivation?
Whatchya looking at?
Burning for you
Don't worry. First post, last post.
I want a smoking rat
what if 2020 was a trailer for 2021
Bob from Simpsons
A poem my wife made in the third grade
Buddy Gator - It's time.
You're right king
A free thinker
The purpose of life is to boil water
This stores emblem/mascot is an eagle, and so are the mannequins
This was perfect for my starbucks drinker.
Found in Utah.
She is DEAD.
Is heroin good too?
monolith appeared at my work
My dog loves a quick poop joke
These are not the vassals you are looking for
Move your fatass
A note from my instacart shopper’s wife
OC, found at my school
If you are brave enough... could be
Too soon? I can hear him saying it in my head, without hesitation.
Life has become an afterschool special.
They didn’t miss a beat...
I give this thing an hour before it falls over...
If you're not a pro, you're a noob.
An useful guide on pet. Not mine.
best 50 bucks i've ever spent
At this point I doesn't even care
Matrix builded with the current technology
Aliens abducting Jesus pan-holiday yard decoration.
Not so special
Don’t do drugs
Nice ad placement...
Truth may hurt
Who else likes bad jokes?
Don't forget to communic8
Just sold my house. The inspector and buyers are there today. Left them a little gift in a basement cabinet.
My fourth grader’s math homework. She said, “This way I didn’t even need to think about it.”
Being a man!
Dutch is a trial version of having a stroke
Creb means buisness
2020 got me like
You will never date a cute retard GF
hardest wills requires the strongest choices
My bald spot is shaped like a *** and balls
Heartless b!tch :'(
Someone has to
right wing health squads
Time to stock up
I *** what now?
Ooh yeah, can do!
1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years