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Thank you Terry, very cool
Drift I must, ketamine I do
But does it spread?
Report the berry
I really kneaded it
How clearly and concisely you can articulate your thoughts.
I'm afraid to come out
I threw up in the toilet.
The only elf on a shelf that 2020 deserves
I too want her onlyfans
Sir, you won’t believe it.
This duck looks like Larry David
Most effective vacuum I've seen
Abstract reindeer humour. Took me a while but it’s quite funny once you see it.
Do you think my waiter’s last name is Jingleheimerschmidt?
You couldn't make it up
Recipe calls for one garlic clove.
My mom got fed up and said she'd cancel Christmas if she finds the blocks rearranged to spell anything that's not "holiday themed"
Third meme for today (reuploaded) [OC]
Starting new projects
DO NOT READ 'TIL XMAS
ssss hhhh oooo uuuu llll dddd eeee rrrr
Easily better than the original
Neighbors taking this whole Christmas gnome trend overboard
I always act like a gangsta *throws up gang signs*
every day is a good day
Ted K in the house.
An IKEA rug playing with snow for the first time
The universe experiencing itself
I'm trying to give her positive role models
Would you kindly? :)
You either die dumb or live long enough to become wise
Christmas 2020... this year is gonna be a banger!
Thought it was too cold outside for snakes, until I came across this water moccasin.
Nice Christmas decoration
Never change /pol/, never change
No, I'm not crying :'(
Men don't grow up, they just change bottles.
When he eats at 5:00pm and its 5:01 pm
me, 3y/o, not getting 2nd ice cream
My wife was not impressed with the Elf’s antics last night.
Normally I don't get star struck, until I ran into Van Morrison at work today
I'm not negative, I already eight
Beariff Brown: Bear Cop
My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to bake gingerbread, and I took the her request very seriously. Merry christmas from Norway
Chillen, but not really
When you smile from an absolutely devastating joke at your own expense.
Now, there's a few ways of looking at this...
Lonelyness is killing me
Are we fighting kids that have diabetes or using diabetes to fight children?
Came across this Will Ferrell Buddy the Elf inflatable today!
Grogu is hungry
Can you do it yourself
Can I has cheesburger?
My wife put me in charge of moving elf on the shelf around
Rockefeller Christmas Tree - No Filter
Old neighbors near Danbury, CT got me this cool shirt
The Council of Elder Tubbies
My friend just sent me this. Took me a minute to catch on.
I thought his balls are alredy ray traced
Buddy Gator - Save Johnny
Best holiday decor I've seen this year.
What women think
Looks like someone got cold feet.
Wizard of Oz