Lucky ***s

How this Tiger feels being at a Texas Zoo with no power right now.

Finally an honest fortune cookie

Ahhhh, that's what happens

shall

Notredame

The water is cut off, so I had to steal some kids snowman so I can melt him to flush my toilet.

this comedian looking for a graphic designer

February 30th huh...

Shit i can’t find Jimmy

Gotta find that sweet spot

I think my cream is trying to seduce me

Quality is never compromised

IQ level breached

Reasons my Fiancée Kisses Me

It’s a real life cheat code

Dirty Secret

1st photos of life on Mars!

Can I shoot the snow?

Well, ya done it now

what are we supposed to do now? cancel next of kin?

I have found the loophole!

Green new deal

Training time

Just cancelled Spotify and this is what they give me. Funny Easter egg.

Forgot I had sat my wifi booster there and it scared the mess outta me

Nice udders...

Unlucky or lucky second name?

holy shit lol

Laughed harder than I should've for sure!

NASA's Perseverance takes first photo.

Here's the actual first picture from the Perseverance rover

No, Steve it’s been a year

First Mars rover image sent back to Earth

But she makes eye contact

time to do something else

Coming out of Covid lockdown like...

Revealing photos coming back from the freshly landed Perseverance rover today...

Stray Cat

We could all sympathize..

SJW's destroying western civilization

Do be do be

We upgraded tv’s today. Our remote is now relevant.

While watching NASA's stream of Perseverance landing on Mars, I've noticed this in their office of ground ops control.

im turning into a boomer

Green Tea

That position is called the ‘SuperOmega3’

User-run HL Discords have been around since 2016

this is why boomers shouldn't have access to memes

When he gives you butterflies in your stomach

Can't blame the employee.

What day is it?

MIL sent this to me.

Schrodinger and his cat.

"Don't get too comfy!"

Stole my daughters hair extensions. Now I got a fresh new skullet, brother!

"Early Bird My Ass" my latest tiny painting.

Ready....Set...

I've created a monster...

Who's the wisest one?

Nice Thinking

What about you??

I will go with best.

Pickup on aisle two

It is only a little bit dark

Important discovery in Texas

Good looking out bro

Based

Tidying up

The world is not ready for this amount of power

Creature’s Pet

Speak To The Manager

Wasps are the worst.

Famous lads

I asked for a framed picture of Eddie Murphy and the hotel delivered!

Japanese stereotypes of European countries, based on Japanese Google autocomplete suggestions

"YES I AM." - Muhammed Avdol

"oh right..." 2021

Anything posted on the internet is there forever, unless it is something good.

accurate

Are u sure?

hehe

go get 'em champ

That shit slams

They meant well

big sad

I slog. You should too!

My dog is very suspicious of this cold Texas weather

I've LOSSt about 30 minutes making this oc

relax

:^)

It's Basically Summer

I wonder what is he thinking...?

No one has the heart to tell him that nobody will be coming to buy his tacos

Not Even a Nibble

So my wife left me some leftover valentines chocolates

Good thing he secured his cargo!

Found in a small town in the Midwest Alliance, Nebraska

Every damn time, it is always at the moment that you don't pay attention

He gets territorial with his toilet paper. A true American